Saturday, February 19, 2011
Women are unpredictable. Before marriage she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him
Friend: What's the matter, you look depressed?
Husband: I'm having trouble with my wife
Friend: What happened?
Husband: She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days
Friend: But that ough to make you happy
Husband: It did but today is the last day :(
Darling" whispered a frail husband from his bed.
Husband: I'm very sick would you please call a vet?
Wife: A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?
Husband: Because I work like a horse, live like a dog and have to sleep with a silly cow
A man inserted an ad in the classified ads that reads "WIFE WANTED"
The next day, he received thousands of letters. They all said the same thing "YOU CAN HAVE MINE"
A man received a letter from a kidnappers. The letter said "If you don't promise to send us 2 million we promise we will kidnap your wife.
The man wrote back, "I'm afraid that I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours".
Husband and Wife fighting:
Husband: Punong puno na ako sa yo!!! di ko na kaya maghiwalay na tayo
Wife: Sige maghiwalay na tayong dalawa at magseperate na tayo ng properties natin!!
Husband: Ok akin yung lupa sa Las Pinas at iyo yung lupa sa Quezon city. Akin tong tv, ref at dvd.
Lumabas ang mga anak ng magasawa
Husband: Sa mga anak naman natin sa akin yung panganay sa yo ang bunso
Wife: Hoy hoy hoy!! parehong di sa yo yan!!
Husband dying at the hospital
Husband: Ngayon mamatay na ako ay nasa tabi mo pa rin ako
Wife: Yes my dear
Husband: Noong nalugi negosyo ko andiyan ka pa rin sa tabi ko
Wife: Yes my dear.
Husband: Siguro ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko!!! kaya ako nagkaganito