Saturday, February 19, 2011

Desperate Husbands


Women are unpredictable. Before marriage she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him



Friend: What's the matter, you look depressed?

Husband: I'm having trouble with my wife


Friend: What happened?

Husband: She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days

Friend: But that ough to make you happy


Husband: It did but today is the last day :(



Darling" whispered a frail husband from his bed.

Husband: I'm very sick would you please call a vet?

Wife: A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?

Husband: Because I work like a horse, live like a dog and have to sleep with a silly cow



A man inserted an ad in the classified ads that reads "WIFE WANTED"

The next day, he received thousands of letters. They all said the same thing "YOU CAN HAVE MINE"




A man received a letter from a kidnappers. The letter said "If you don't promise to send us 2 million we promise we will kidnap your wife.

The man wrote back, "I'm afraid that I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours".



Husband and Wife fighting:

Husband: Punong puno na ako sa yo!!! di ko na kaya maghiwalay na tayo

Wife: Sige maghiwalay na tayong dalawa at magseperate na tayo ng properties natin!!

Husband: Ok akin yung lupa sa Las Pinas at iyo yung  lupa sa Quezon city. Akin tong tv, ref at dvd.

Lumabas ang mga anak ng magasawa

Husband: Sa mga anak naman natin sa akin yung panganay sa yo ang bunso


Wife: Hoy hoy hoy!! parehong di sa yo yan!!




Husband dying at the hospital


Husband: Ngayon mamatay na ako ay nasa tabi mo pa rin ako

Wife: Yes my dear

Husband: Noong nalugi negosyo ko andiyan ka pa rin sa tabi ko

Wife: Yes my dear.

Husband: Siguro ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko!!! kaya ako nagkaganito

10 comments:

  1. awayan ng mag-asawa?? di ako gaano naintindihan lol... hahaha.... :D

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  2. @egG
    it means di pala anak ni husband yung dalawang bata kaya nga sabi ni mrs parehong di sa yo yan

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  3. this is a very funny post...i enjoyed reading it!!!i especially adore the first part...its so true!!!

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  4. hahaha. LOL. Nice post. Made my day happy. :)

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  5. hahaha! nice one.

    minsan joke lang toh, pero meron din talagang ganyang nangyayare sa 22ong buhay :)

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  6. wahaha!!! natawa naman ako d2... lupet ng mga jokes ah....

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  7. hahaha... like the last part...

    hahaha

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  8. malas!!! malas!!! wahaha. ganda nung last part :)

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  9. sobrang nakakatawa yung asawang nasingitan kaya't hindi pala siya yung tatay.

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