Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Merry Christmas and Santa Claus



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When I was a kid, I never believed in Santa Claus. I wish he did exist. It sure would help my budget this December.

Santa Claus has been believed to make a list of children throughout the world, categorizing them according to their behavior and to deliver presents  to  well behaved children  and sometimes coal to the naughty children.

I never received any gifts from Santa Claus, maybe that's the reason why I didn't believe that he exists.

As I've grown older, I just think of it as something that adults made up to tell kids for some kind of manipulative purpose.

But if Santa was real then, he'd probably leave me a lump of coal because I've been extra naughty this year. BwaHaHaHaHa :p

I love to cook, and Christmas Eve dinner is one of my favorite meals to plan and prepare. But unfortunately, I have work. :(

To all my readers: I want to wish you all (ya'll) a Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year!

I hope this spirit of giving and peace will remain with you always.


                                                                                                              Lots of love,
                                                                                                                 Milch

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Friday, November 30, 2012

Paparazzi


Someone took a picture of me while I was working out at the gym. Obvious naman na kinukunan niya ako ng picture, gamit ang phone niya. Kasi  ako lang naman ang nandun, at wala akong katabi o kasama.

Di naman pwede na nagtetext siya kasi meron ba na nagtetext na nakataas ang cellphone.



 Noong tumingin ako sa kanya ay bigla niya binaba ang phone niya at namutla siya and he walked out.

I was upset when he took my picture at di mapakali.

I think people should consider NOT taking pictures without the persons consent

I mean, how would you like a total stranger taking pictures of you at the mall? Would'nt that upset you? Or take pictures at you while you are eating, talking on the phone,or working?

People should really start thinking that its not our right to do whatever we want, anytime and anywhere. Theres limits to everything.

Gusto ko sana siya sundan at pagsabihan, But  I realize that nothing good would come of speaking my mind so I decided not to.

And besides I am utterly terrified of confrontation and I avoid it at all cost

Ayoko rin naman gumawa ng eksena sa gym  na parang Clauinde, Raymart at Tulfo bwahahahaha



After magym sinabi ko sa friend ko na may kumuha ng picture ko sa gym. Tapos sabi niya sa akin na, instead of  getting upset, I should be delighted kasi may admirer na ako.

I guess my  dedication to my training & nutrition has paid of  :) I mean may nagtatangka na kunan ako ng picture na patago.

Ngayon worried lang ako kasi baka panget yung kuha niya ng picture ko, o baka mamaya kulamin niya ako or baka gamitin yung picture ko sa net. :(  hahahahaha.

It would be much better kung babae kumuha ng picture ko, but I don't mind na lalaki or beki, but I'm still  flattered kasi may admirer nga ako. :p

Monday, November 5, 2012

Fitness

I was the typical skinny boy in the neighborhood.  So I  felt bad  about the way I looked in the mirror.

Whenever I would see a muscular guy walk by,  all the girls would just be staring, that's what I wanted to be. I wanted everyone to stare at me. I wanted them to feel my presence as I walked into a room. 

One day, I decided to go to the gym and give it a try. Then I got a gym membership.

 Now, my new lifestyle journey will begin.

 I have been working out for almost 3 years now.

And once I saw my body change a little, I was amazed in myself.

Because  if you try something and stay consistent with it, you really can accomplish anything

The interest people had in my transformation overwhelmed me. I had people coming to me for advice, direction, and mentorship. My family/friends had noticed the changes on my body, Because I was skinny before.

My life completely changed after my transformation. I have more energy, sleep better, and can also communicate better.

Thanks to the confidence I gained through working out. I am more confident in myself, and now looking for the next challenge and love being a small part in inspiring others to do it as well.

I was surprised that I was  featured on this website:  http://sexymalearmpits.blogspot.com/search/label/Lone%20Wolf%20Milch

I would like to thank the owner of the blog Lasherations who also became my friend online.

Parang kalevel ko na yung mga artista at models sa blog na yun hahahahaha









Sunday, October 28, 2012

Death


I dreamed one of my teeth felt loose and I wiggled it and it fell out of my mouth. Then I felt the rest of my teeth and they all started to break off and fall out of my mouth.

I woke up very scared , kasi sabi ng mga matatanda na pagnanaginip ka ng ganito ay may mamatay sa pamilya.

And it did, After a few months my cousin passed away this year. Biglaan ang pagkamatay niya, She was only 39 years old.

My mom also had a similar dream before like,  she lost all her teeth. And after her dream her mom, my lola passed away.

I don't think its a coincidence, kasi may namatay talaga.

I did some research regarding my dream (losing teeth)
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Falling Teeth:

As bizarre as this dream may be don’t be alarmed because it’s quite common.  Falling teeth points to all of our worries and anxieties that surround us in life and not being in control.  If you are under a lot of pressure and is worried about the outcome its possible this dream may appear.  Below are some hints on why your teeth are just falling out of your month.

* Stressed about your job situation.
* Fear of being impotent
* Afraid looking stupid in front of people
* Stress about looking older/trying to stay young
* Have you lied to somebody
* Lacking power at work or relationship 

 http://dreammoods.com/cgibin/teethdreams.pl?method=exact&header=dreamid&search=teethintro

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I have to disagree with this article. Kasi di naman ako stressed, impotent, lying etc.

And now I realize, Why do I keep dreaming about death? What do I have to be worried about?


Ever since I was a child, I always dream of death.

I can still remember my dreams because I used to have a diary when I was younger.

My first dream about death  was when i was 15 years old.

I dreamed that I was inside the coffin

When I turned 21, I  saw my own tomb stone and it says that I  died at the age of 33.

Then when I turned 28, I dreamed about my dead relatives at gusto nila na sumama na ako sa kanila.

Malapit na ako mag 33 regarding age, At medyo natatakot ako, at umaasa na sana di magiging totoo ang panaginip ko. Of course sino naman gusto mamatay at a young age.

Come to think of it, US President Abraham Lincoln, dreamed of his  own death and it really happened.

 http://rogerjnorton.com/Lincoln46.html

Oh well, Ang diyos lang ang nakakaalam kung kelan tayo papanaw sa mundo na eto.


And if my dream comes true, that  I will die at the age of 33. 

Then my last request is to be buried  upside down, so that everyone can kiss my ass. (Just kidding!!)

Actually, I already have a life insurance hehehehehe. At sabi ko sa pamilya ko  na gusto ko ng cremation at kung pwede wala na sanang lamay pa.  

At least kung mamatay man ako ay handa ako  dahil wala akong kaaway or natapakan na tao at naging mabuti naman akong tao.

P.S. Seriouso ako,  di ako nagbibiro!!

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!


Friday, October 26, 2012

Blog Anniversary

 Wow! Today I am celebrating the anniversary of my Blog. And I'm happy to share this celebration with all of  you, my readers.

 I never thought that blogging could be that fun and exciting. Because this is where I can express my thoughts, ideas and  my experiences.

Today i would like to thank each one of you who have read my posts, and made some time out of their busy lives to give your comments on my posts. By reading my post, you read a part of my life, my experiences, and my journey. Each one of you has inspired me to keep going on and post something new and interesting.

This journey has been memorable because of the blogging friends I made all over the world.



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Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Date Night Disaster



One night my classmate from college texted me, And invited me to go out into a group date.  Meron kasi siyang nirereto na  girl para sa akin.

So we went into this bar.  Tapos medyo get to know each other with this girl na nirereto sa kin. And the next thing I knew beers  and vodka were passed around and we were off to drink-land.

My date was ordering drinks for before she was finished with the one she had.  She loves to smoke pa. 

Grabe kababaeng tao, grabe maglaklak ng alak at managarilyo, talo pa ang lalake.

It was  really, tough to have conversation with a drunken date.

I  was  even repulsed by her beer and cigarette smelling breath.

Then  she asked me if “Im enjoying  myself”

I said “Umm Ok naman”

I am glad that I am not alone with her because if we had a proper conversation,  I know she would realize that I am lying.

She has no idea whatsoever how drunk she was, and I can’t breath because of the smoke of the  cigarettes.

My  date turned out to be  stinking drunk that she couldn't tell her ass from her elbow

And then , I pretended that I have to go to the bathroom and hope no one notices that I don’t comeback

My classmate called me the next morning,  telling me I was rude and inconsiderate, and he would never set me up on a date again!

Di na lang ako nagreact pa. Because commenting on it negatively, regarding my date would be pointless and destructive



Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Miraclous Stairs

A mystery of over 130 years and attracting around 250 thousand visitors every year.

Point of attention:

Loretto Chapel in Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA



What makes this chapel different from all the others, is that the subject of the supposed miracle that took place is its, staircase

A chapel was constructed in 1898. When it was ready, the nuns found that there was no staircase built to take them to the choir loft 22 feet above

Carpenters called in for advice said there was no way to build a staircase in the small place

The nuns spent 9 days praying to Saint Joseph, who was a carpenter, for a solution

On the 9th day of the novena, a stranger knocked at their door and said that he was a carpenter who could help them build the staircase.

He constructed the staircase,  all by himself, which was considered to be the pride of carpentery.


None knew how the staircase could stand by itself as it had two 360 degree turns and did not have a central support

Then the carpenter, who did not use a single nail or glue to construct this staircase, disappeared without even waiting for his payment.

There was a rumour in the city of Santa Fe, that the carpenter was St. Joseph himself, sent by Jesus Christ to attend the nuns problem, Since then, the staircase was known to be called "miraculous" and turned out to be the site for pilgrimage.




There are 3 mysteries in this case, says the spokesman of the chapel:

1) The identity of this man is not known

2) All the architects, engineers and scientists say that they cannot understand how this staircase can balance without any central support

3) Where did the wood come from? They have checked and found that the type of wood used to build the staircase does not exist in the entire region

There is another detail that has just increased the belief in the supposed miracle: The staircase has 33 steps the age of Jesus Christ


Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Gays


GAY BEAUTY PAGEANT


Host: “Of your body parts, which is your favorite?”

Gay beauty contestant: “My neck. Because my neck holds my head, which will hold the crown later tonight. Thank you.”

Host: “What can you say about the women of tomorrow?”

Gay beauty contestant: “The women of tomorrow…are the men of today!”

 During a Q&A portion, a gay contestant was asked what his motto was: “Ang lalaking nagigipit, sa bading kumakapit!”

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Interview of an actor rumored to be gay by Boy Abunda: “Ako, Tito Boy, bading? Haller!”



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Gay: “Paturo po ng badminton.”

Coach: “Sige, hawakan mo ang raketa kung paano ka hahawak ng ari ng lalaki.”

Gay: “Aaah…isusubo pala?”


A kid started shouting at a gay classmate: “Bakla! Bakla!”

Gay classmate: “Bakit, dine-deny ko ba?!?”


GAY QUOTES:



Gay : “Salot talaga kayong mga babae! Kakainin na lang namin, uupuan niyo pa!”

Gay Rule: “Biruin mo na ang lasing na bagong gising, wag lang ang bading na naagawan ng booking!”

 “Pag nagka-amnesia ang bakla, makakalimutan din ba niyang bading siya?”

“The male organ is like gossip…it passes from mouth to mouth.”

In denial:  “I’m mostly straight, I’m only gay in bed.”

“I am a butterfly. A delicate, beautiful, brown butterfly.” – baklang ipis.

Gay guy wearing a mini-skirt: “Di baleng makita ang legs, wag lang ang eggs.”

 “We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”

source: http://chicogarcia.wordpress.com/2010/10/06/the-top-ten-funny-gay-quotes/