Sunday, January 30, 2011

All about men

Q: Why are cucumbers better than men?
A: Because they can stay hard for more than a week

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3 brothers named BU, CHU, and FU migrated to the USA from China. They decided to change their names.

BU became Buck, CHU became Chuck  while FU decided to go back to China.
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How do you compare a man’s dick and a car?
1) Feels good when it fast
2) Smooth when lubricated
3) Useless when flat
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A man consulted his doctor, why his dick is yellow.
DOCTOR: Hmm soap and water  would do and tell your girlfriend to stop eating cheese curls
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What do submarines and penises have in common?
1) They are both long and hard
2) They go down deep
3) The contain a lot of seamen
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Old man to faith healer.  Can you give me an erection?

Faith healer: I can make the blind see. I can make the crippled walk, I can cure cancer BUT I can’t raise the dead!!

9 comments:

  1. wahaha. cheese curls :) ewan. ahahaha!

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  2. Pag yellow ang birdie ko, tatawagin ko siyang Tweety

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  3. Milch ang kulet mo talaga. panalo to, hahahaha

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  4. tanong lang. tunay bang larawan nina Bu, Chu, Fu ang ginamit mo? hehehe

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  5. tawa ako ng tawa.... hanep mag isip ah... lol :D

    nice nice nice :D

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  6. natawa ako sa:
    3 brothers named BU, CHU, and FU migrated to the USA from China. They decided to change their names.

    BU became Buck, CHU became Chuck while FU decided to go back to China.

    HAHAHAHAHA! ang saya!

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  7. @nowitzki
    kaya nga naging yellow eh

    @sean
    ayos ah bakit tweety pa di na lang big bird hehehehe

    @desperate
    oo nga hehehe

    @kikomaxx
    hahahaha

    @desole
    Hindi

    @egG
    haha ako din

    @mr. chan
    malas lang ni fu kasi yun pangalan niya hehehe

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  8. Haha oo nga no? Nahiya me kasi baka maraming ma-insecure hahaha!

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