A: Because they can stay hard for more than a week
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3 brothers named BU, CHU, and FU migrated to the USA from China. They decided to change their names.
BU became Buck, CHU became Chuck while FU decided to go back to China.
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How do you compare a man’s dick and a car?
1) Feels good when it fast
1) Feels good when it fast
2) Smooth when lubricated
3) Useless when flat
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A man consulted his doctor, why his dick is yellow.
DOCTOR: Hmm soap and water would do and tell your girlfriend to stop eating cheese curls
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What do submarines and penises have in common?
1) They are both long and hard
1) They are both long and hard
2) They go down deep
3) The contain a lot of seamen
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Old man to faith healer. Can you give me an erection?
Faith healer: I can make the blind see. I can make the crippled walk, I can cure cancer BUT I can’t raise the dead!!
wahaha. cheese curls :) ewan. ahahaha!
ReplyDeletePag yellow ang birdie ko, tatawagin ko siyang Tweety
ReplyDeleteMilch ang kulet mo talaga. panalo to, hahahaha
ReplyDeletehahaha...
ReplyDeletetanong lang. tunay bang larawan nina Bu, Chu, Fu ang ginamit mo? hehehe
ReplyDeletetawa ako ng tawa.... hanep mag isip ah... lol :D
ReplyDeletenice nice nice :D
natawa ako sa:
ReplyDelete3 brothers named BU, CHU, and FU migrated to the USA from China. They decided to change their names.
BU became Buck, CHU became Chuck while FU decided to go back to China.
HAHAHAHAHA! ang saya!
@nowitzki
ReplyDeletekaya nga naging yellow eh
@sean
ayos ah bakit tweety pa di na lang big bird hehehehe
@desperate
oo nga hehehe
@kikomaxx
hahahaha
@desole
Hindi
@egG
haha ako din
@mr. chan
malas lang ni fu kasi yun pangalan niya hehehe
Haha oo nga no? Nahiya me kasi baka maraming ma-insecure hahaha!
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