Question: Paano mo malalaman pag lalaki or babae ang manok
Answer: Lalake- TITImbangin
Lady in a sexshop
LADY: Ddddooo yyyouuu sell vibratorsssss!!
CLERK: Yes Ma’am
LADY: The big blackkkk onnesss???
CLERK: Yes and why?
LADY: Hhhowwww doooo youuu turnnnn it off????
3 daughters to dad
Girl1: I’m going out with Pete to eat
Girl2: I’m going out with Lance to dance
Girl3: I’m going out with Chuck to …..
Dad: Sorry, your staying home
At the hotel a handsome man accidentally hits a girl’s breasts
HANDSOME MAN: If your heart is as soft as your breasts you’ll forgive me
HORNY GIRL: Hmm if your dick is hard as your elbow, I’m on room 69!!
CONTEST: Palakihan ng pekpek
CHINA: pinasok telepono
THAILAND: pinasok TV
USA: pinasok upuan
PHILIPPINES: pinasok piso!! At biglang tumogtog ang jukebox
What is the difference between a GOOD girl and a BAD girl?
GOOD GIRL: A good girl goes to party , goes home then goes to bed
BAD GIRL: A bad girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home
Where do most women have curly and black hair?
ANS: Not there!! You dirty mind but in Africa
Lady in a diner sees the cook flattening a burger patty with his armpit
LADY: “That’s the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!!”
WAITER: “you should be here in the morning and see how we make doughnuts.
WOMAN TO DOCTOR:Thank you for making me a virgin again for my wedding. No blood no pain and it didn’t cost me much. How did you do it?
DOCTOR: I tied your pubic hair together
How can you tell when a woman is not wearing panties?
A: By the dandruff on her shoes
What comes out in FAT breasts? BUTTERMILK
Skinny breasts? SKIMMED MILK
Black woman’s breasts? CHOCO MILK
What about a old woman’s breasts? YOGURT