All about women

Question: Paano mo malalaman pag lalaki or babae ang manok

Answer: Lalake- TITImbangin

Babae- KIKIluhin
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Lady in a sexshop

LADY: Ddddooo yyyouuu sell  vibratorsssss!!

CLERK: Yes Ma’am

LADY: The big blackkkk onnesss???

CLERK: Yes and why?

LADY: Hhhowwww doooo youuu turnnnn it off????

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3 daughters to dad

Girl1: I’m going out with Pete to eat

Girl2: I’m going out with Lance to dance

Girl3: I’m going out with Chuck to …..

Dad: Sorry, your staying home

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At the hotel a handsome man accidentally hits a girl’s breasts

HANDSOME MAN: If your heart is as soft as your breasts you’ll forgive me

HORNY GIRL:  Hmm if your dick is hard as your elbow, I’m on room 69!!

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CONTEST: Palakihan ng pekpek

CHINA:  pinasok telepono

THAILAND: pinasok TV

USA: pinasok upuan

PHILIPPINES: pinasok piso!! At biglang tumogtog ang jukebox

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What is the difference between a GOOD girl and a BAD girl?

GOOD GIRL: A good girl goes to party , goes home then goes to bed

BAD GIRL: A bad girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home
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Where do most women have curly and black hair?
ANS: Not there!! You dirty mind but in Africa



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Lady in a diner  sees the cook flattening a burger patty with his armpit

LADY: “That’s the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!!”

WAITER: “you should be here in the morning and see how we make doughnuts.
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WOMAN TO DOCTOR:Thank you for making me a virgin again for my wedding. No blood no pain and it didn’t cost me much. How did you do it?

DOCTOR: I tied your pubic hair together

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How can you tell when a woman is not wearing panties?

A: By the dandruff on her shoes






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What comes out in FAT breasts?  BUTTERMILK

Skinny breasts?  SKIMMED MILK

Black woman’s breasts? CHOCO MILK

What about a old woman’s breasts? YOGURT