Tuesday, August 28, 2012



Host: “Of your body parts, which is your favorite?”

Gay beauty contestant: “My neck. Because my neck holds my head, which will hold the crown later tonight. Thank you.”

Host: “What can you say about the women of tomorrow?”

Gay beauty contestant: “The women of tomorrow…are the men of today!”

 During a Q&A portion, a gay contestant was asked what his motto was: “Ang lalaking nagigipit, sa bading kumakapit!”

Interview of an actor rumored to be gay by Boy Abunda: “Ako, Tito Boy, bading? Haller!”


Gay: “Paturo po ng badminton.”

Coach: “Sige, hawakan mo ang raketa kung paano ka hahawak ng ari ng lalaki.”

Gay: “Aaah…isusubo pala?”

A kid started shouting at a gay classmate: “Bakla! Bakla!”

Gay classmate: “Bakit, dine-deny ko ba?!?”


Gay : “Salot talaga kayong mga babae! Kakainin na lang namin, uupuan niyo pa!”

Gay Rule: “Biruin mo na ang lasing na bagong gising, wag lang ang bading na naagawan ng booking!”

 “Pag nagka-amnesia ang bakla, makakalimutan din ba niyang bading siya?”

“The male organ is like gossip…it passes from mouth to mouth.”

In denial:  “I’m mostly straight, I’m only gay in bed.”

“I am a butterfly. A delicate, beautiful, brown butterfly.” – baklang ipis.

Gay guy wearing a mini-skirt: “Di baleng makita ang legs, wag lang ang eggs.”

 “We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”

source: http://chicogarcia.wordpress.com/2010/10/06/the-top-ten-funny-gay-quotes/

Friday, August 24, 2012

Thank YOU!

I am dedicating a post to thank those who greeted me on my
birthday last August 16.

With much sincerity and happiness, I thank everyone who greeted me on my birthday

I am very overwhelmed and touched when people remembered my birthday and took even a little time and effort of to greet me.

I celebrated my birthday on this restaurant

Since its my birthday, I get this one for free.  (Parang cake na din hihihi)

Thanks to the following who greeted me on my Birthday

1) Hustin
2) Shenanigans
3) imsonotconio
4) Christian
5) Mrlowercase
6) Meowfie
7) ZaiZai
8) LJ
10) Greenbreaker
11) Sweetish

Thank you din sa mga nag-greet sa twitter

3) @Wandering4ever 

Thursday, August 16, 2012


Finally its August!!

What does it mean to me??

Today is my birthday!! YEHEY!!!


I would like to thank God for my life and for the many incredible people and blessings he has given me through the years.

Damn! Malapit na ako mawala sa calendar regarding sa edad. Oh well, at least pag abot ko ng  32  years old at least  nasa Lotto numbers pa rin ako hahahahaha

I celebrated my birthday today with my parents and my grandmother. The good thing is that malaki natipid ko sa bill kasi may senior citizen discount  sila  hehehehehe.

Below is the picture of my cake kasama na rin diyan yung natirang food in where i spent my birthday!!

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Sariling Wika

Rizal: Inday, ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika ay higit pa sa mabaho at malansang isda

Inday: Thank you for your wonderful words of wisdom. But don’t you know that I’ve already read all your writings. And unfortunately, I was really disappointed because majority of your novels, poems etc.  were written in Spanish and Latin. So, therefore, you are the ultimate violator of your own aphorism.

Rizal: Nosebleed!!!!