Saturday, January 28, 2012

Maniac Pick Up Lines

Top 10 Maniac Pick Up Lines:
 

1. Sana naging manok ka na lang, BAKET?
Para lagi mong inuupuan ang itlog ko!





2. Sana palay ka na lang, BAKET?
Para pwede kitang bayuhin!


 

3. Musician ka ba ? BAKET?
Tumataas nota ko sa iyo eh !




4. Magic Lamp ka ba ? Baket?
Cge pahimas naman ako !



5. May ipagtatapat ako sa u dear...
o ayan nakatapat na!



6. Baril Ka ba ?
Patira naman kahit isang putok lang!


7. Lamesa Ka ba ?
Kasi gusto kitang patungan!

8. Steady ka ba ?
Kasi gusto kitang galawin eh


9. Ciguro Freezer ka at tubig naman ako,
Kasi pag pinasok kita...TUMITIGAS ako



10 Tricyle ka ba ?
Pasakay naman hangang labasan lang!

Saturday, January 21, 2012

It's All In Your Head







I was chatting with a friend last week and we are planning to go to the beach next week. But he refused and said that he is sick and he also said that  he is worried that he might get terminated from his job because of  his absences. My friend is working in a call center.

After talking to him, I realized something…..

When I was working in a call center before.

I always felt sick, Maybe because of the lack of sleep. And it's really hard because the agent's shift changes most of the time.

There are times that I can't sleep at all and I had suffered insomia for 5 years. The good thing is that I have a health card which is provided by the company. At yung consulta sa mga doctor eh libre.

Ang health card ko naman eh sobrang  laspag na  at kilalang kilala na ako sa clinic namin.


My mom has a friend who is a psychiatrist and she told my mom that, I might be suffering from Hypochondria

Hypochondria definition:

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Hypochondria, also called hypochondriasis, is a type of somatoform disorder, a mental illness in which a person has symptoms of a medical illness, but the symptoms cannot be fully explained by an actual physical disorder.

People with hypochondria are very worried about getting a disease or are certain they have a disease, even after medical tests show they do not. Further, these people often misinterpret minor health problems or normal body functions as symptoms of a serious disease. An example is a person who is sure that her headaches are caused by a brain tumor. The symptoms associated with hypochondria are not under the person's voluntary control, and can cause great distress and/or can interfere with a person's normal functioning.

Warning signs that a person might have hypochondria include:

    -The person has a history of going to many doctors. He or she may even "shop around" for a doctor who will agree that he or she has a serious illness.
    -The person recently experienced a loss or stressful event.
    -The person is overly concerned about a specific organ or body system, such as the heart or the digestive system.
    -The person's symptoms or area of concern might shift or change.
    -A doctor's reassurance does not calm the person's fears; they believe the doctor is wrong or made a mistake.    
     -The person's concern about illness interferes with his or her work, family, and social life.
    -The person may suffer from anxiety, nervousness, and/or depression.
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I guess my mom's friend was right. I am really  suffering from  Hypochondria. So I decided to quit my job and look for another job. The reason of me, always getting sick is because I was very unhappy and stressed out at siempre gusto ko lagi magabsent,  kasi ayoko pumasok sa work. At noong time na yun akala ko may sakit ako sa puso pero sa mga tests naman ay wala.


And right now, I don't work in a call center anymore. And I don't feel sick anymore

Our mind is a  powerful tool. Our mind can make  us feel sick, our mind can make  us  feel relaxed, our  mind can even make us feel like you have a hard time breathing if you think about it a lot.



Seriously, it can. If you sit back and think about having a hard time breathing, I guarantee you'll start noticing your breaths even more.


Try it. It's the best example I can give of the power of the mind.

We are the one's whose  making  ourself feel that way. We are the one  who are making ourselves sick

I took this test 


And I passed!! I am not suffering from hypochondria anymore :)

Saturday, January 7, 2012

ThreeSome

Ano meron sa  tatlo ?? Napansin ko kasi  kadalasan ang mga magkaclose na magkaikaibigan ay laging tatlo. Kasi noong nagaaral pa ako 3 kaming magkaibigan. Sa family  naman 3 din kaming  magpipinsan na close since childhood . Then noong nagwork naman  ako 3 din ang closest na kaibigan ko.

Speaking of  tatlo may pinapanood ako na isang British Comedy TV series titled Threesome

1) ThreeSome (2011)




Threesome is a comedy about three inseparable friends on the verge of 30. Alice (Amy Huberman) lives with her boyfriend Mitch (Stephen Wight) and their gay best friend Richie (Emun Elliot). Together they form three points of an unlikely triangle, living, laughing and larging it together.


After one particularly big night out, they end up having an unplanned threesome which results in an even more unplanned pregnancy. They decide it’s time to ditch the party lifestyle and have the baby. As a threesome.


Nakakabitin ang tv series kasi 7 episodes lang siya. And maganda ang setup nila ay  yung straight guy is baog at yung gay bestfriend naman nila ang nakabuntis sa babae. Ang most memorable line sa series is that "lets get Married  and Have his Baby"


You can watch it online here:
http://www.sidereel.com/threesome
http://watchseries.eu/serie/threesome





2) Three's Company (1977-1984)



Janet and Chrissy get Jack as a roommate for their Santa Monica apartment. Jack can cook (he's studying to be a chef) and, when called to do so, pretends he's gay to legitimize the arrangement. Landlady Roper wishes husband Stanley showed more interest in her.  



Although luma na ang show na eto coz  it was shown in the 70's. Di pa ako pinapanganak noong lumabas ang show kasi pinanganak na ako noong 80's.

This show is still considered a classic. It was my dad who introduced me sa show na to. I can still remember watching this sitcom sa betamax. Although noong time na yun, ay di ako masyado natatawa sa ibang jokes, kasi innocente pa ako when it comes to green jokes.

The best season for the series is from Seasons 1-4 only. Kasi sa Season 5 nawala na ang favorite character ko na si Chrissy Snow played by Suzanne Somers as the sexy dumb blond. And natutuwa din ako sa mag-asawa na sina Helen Roper ( a sex starved frustrated housewife) and her cheapstake husband Stanley Roper. Nagkaroon pa ng spinoff or sariling show ang mag-asawang Ropers pero the show only lasted for 2 seasons only.



I have the complete seasons of  Three's Company  on dvd, kaya noong pinanood ko ulit masnappreciate ko na ang green jokes sa sitcom.

You can also watch this classic comedy sitcom online:
 http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvnkg_threes-company-episode-1_fun
http://www.sidereel.com/Threes_Company

Monday, January 2, 2012

Happy New Year

2011 has been an amazing year for me.!!


It has truly been an unforgettable year filled with adventures, surprises, challenges, growth, tears, and smile

I also had the chance to meet some blogger and twitter friends. And because of that, I met so many great new friends and I thank them for the wonderful experience and the lifelong relationships that we will have together.

I hope that the year of 2012 will be a good year for me, And according to Fengshui experts, this year will be great for me, according to my Chinese Zodiac sign.





HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!


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Sana magkaroon na ako ng lovelife this year 2012, Kasi naiingit ako sa may mga jowa. Lalo na tong picture na to na nangiingit






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