Monday, February 28, 2011

Problems Problems





Last Friday nagkaroon kami ng isang major na problema sa office. So nagkaroon ng emergency meeting with me, our boss and my coworkers para magbrain storm kung paano isolve yung problem. Lahat kami masakit ang ulo and yung isang coworker ko walang ginawa kundi magmura ng magmura. Personally nabwisit ako sa officemate ko kasi dahil sa pagmumura niya eh maslalo nagiging complicated ang situation at maslalo umiinit ang ulo namin. In short, kung may kasama kang palamura eh maslalo ka mabwibwisit kahit di ikaw yung minunura niya. So its better kung iwasan ang pagmumura kundi magisip ng solution.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Discrimination





Last night noong pauwi na ko after work may sumakay na pasahero na bakla na nakamakeup at nakadamit ng babae. Pagupo ni bakla ay may kausap sa phone and mukhang boyfriend niya ang nasa linya kasi puro I love you si bakla. Then napansin ko yung ibang pasahero nakangiti. At may isang bata pa na nagsalita at sabi niya  "Ay bakla"!!! sinabihan pa ng nanay yung anak niya na "Psst tumahik ka baka marinig ka ng bakla".

Hanggang ngayon of course may discrimination pa rin sa mga bakla or effeminate.. Pero personally I don't discriminate them, Kasi I have one friend na isang effeminate and I enjoy her his company kasi walang dull moment pag kasama mo siya kasi  joker siya. Pero of course di ako magpapatsup* sa kanya  hahhahaha

I also have a close friend na lesbian, kasi naging classmate ko siya dati and her girlfriend right now is pretty pa naman. pero lesbian din. 

If there's one thing I hate is discrimination sa race, sexual preference, etc. kasi I respect other people.
 




Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Babies

How would you  know what the baby boy will be when he grows up?

 Put your finger in his ass
1) If the baby kicks- he will become a football player

2) If the baby screams- he will become a mariachi

3) If the baby laughs- he will become a homo


How bout baby girls?


Hmmm finger her till she's 18 joke!! manyak bwahahahaha

Monday, February 21, 2011

Dayoff

Kahapon ay namasyal ako at pumunta sa bilihan ng pirated dvds. Pagakyat ko sa jeep ay siksikan, so mahirap umupo kasi masikip sa dami ng pasahero. May nakatabi akong guy na kamukha ni Jules Ledesma. Then after a few minutes lang eh kumonti na ang pasahero. At napansin ko tong si Jules Ledesma lookalike eh nakadikit pa rin sa akin tapos ayaw umusod kahit maluwag na ang upuan. Nahiya naman ako sabihin siya na kung pwede siya umusod kasi maluwag na yung upuan. Nainis lang ako kasi ayaw niya umusod man lang eh sikip sikip namin at nakadikit siya sa akin. Then pagbaba ko ng jeep eh direcho ako sa bilihan ng pirated dvds. At maya maya  nakita ko siya papunta din sa bilihan ng pirated dvds then lumapit yung tindera sa kanya at nagbulong at inabot sa kanya yung mga dvds na nakatago, At siempre nacurious ako sinilip ko yung mga dvds na yun. Ayun pala puro Man to man na porn at mga gay indie film. Now I know bakla pala si kuya.
 



Saturday, February 19, 2011

Desperate Husbands


Women are unpredictable. Before marriage she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him



Friend: What's the matter, you look depressed?

Husband: I'm having trouble with my wife


Friend: What happened?

Husband: She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days

Friend: But that ough to make you happy


Husband: It did but today is the last day :(



Darling" whispered a frail husband from his bed.

Husband: I'm very sick would you please call a vet?

Wife: A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?

Husband: Because I work like a horse, live like a dog and have to sleep with a silly cow



A man inserted an ad in the classified ads that reads "WIFE WANTED"

The next day, he received thousands of letters. They all said the same thing "YOU CAN HAVE MINE"




A man received a letter from a kidnappers. The letter said "If you don't promise to send us 2 million we promise we will kidnap your wife.

The man wrote back, "I'm afraid that I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours".



Husband and Wife fighting:

Husband: Punong puno na ako sa yo!!! di ko na kaya maghiwalay na tayo

Wife: Sige maghiwalay na tayong dalawa at magseperate na tayo ng properties natin!!

Husband: Ok akin yung lupa sa Las Pinas at iyo yung  lupa sa Quezon city. Akin tong tv, ref at dvd.

Lumabas ang mga anak ng magasawa

Husband: Sa mga anak naman natin sa akin yung panganay sa yo ang bunso


Wife: Hoy hoy hoy!! parehong di sa yo yan!!




Husband dying at the hospital


Husband: Ngayon mamatay na ako ay nasa tabi mo pa rin ako

Wife: Yes my dear

Husband: Noong nalugi negosyo ko andiyan ka pa rin sa tabi ko

Wife: Yes my dear.

Husband: Siguro ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko!!! kaya ako nagkaganito

Friday, February 18, 2011

Questions Questions


 Nainspire ako sa blog ni fox regarding survey's kasi wala din ako maisip for today hahahaha.


What's your greatest luxury?

At the moment it's just getting some sparetime because I work 6 days a week. I mean there's nothing better than having a day off to spend with my family and friends.


Can you cook?

I cook a lot and my specialty is pasta like lasagna, fettuccini etc. When I was younger I wanted to be a chef. But right now I don't get time to cook that often now, but really enjoy doing it when I do.

What's your greatest regret?


I don't have any major major regrets in my 20+  years of existence because I believe that we can only learn from our mistakes.

Are you ticklish?
 
Yes I am



If you were given the chance to be a woman for the day, What's the first thing you'd do?

Have sex with a guy or a girl LOL!! So I know how women feels while having sex so I can compare it when I changed back to a man. Joke!!



If you could go anywhere at this moment, where could it be and why?


I'd go to Japan to have rest coz I'm really tierd!

What is your ideal night out when you're at home?


Staying home in my house with a huge pile of  dvd's and videogames


What do you hate the most in the world?

Violence, Racism, Poverty and children suffering.



What is your favorite journey?

The one that takes me home

What do you most value in your friends?

Sincerity, humour and understanding


Who is your favorite hero in fiction?



DC comics big three Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman

What turns you off?
  

Chain Smokers and drunkyards


Do you miss someone right now?

Yes I do


Name three things that you can't live without?


My computer, internet, and dvd player

Are you a bully?

Hmmm I was bullied in school when I was in elementary huhuhuhu....

Is your room messy?

Not at all!! Because I hate it when its messy 


Have you ever lied about your age?


Nope because many people say that I look young for my age (pagbigyan na ninyo ako blog ko to eh hehehehe)

Thursday, February 17, 2011

The Guru

Synopsis:

Bored with Bollywood movies but fascinated with their Hollywood counterparts from his youth, Ram dreams to become a singer and actor in America, the country where dreams are made. He is encouraged when his American-based close friend, Vijay Rao, comes for visit, and brags about driving a Mercedes and living in a penthouse. The Guptas do their best to talk Ramu out of going to America, but in vain. Ram does travel to America and upon arrival in New York is received by Vijay. This is where Ram will get a shock when he finds out that Vijay works as a waiter in an Indian Restaurant, drives a taxi-cab for a living, has never owned any car, and lives in a small apartment based in a Cinema Theater that hosts Bollywood movies, and his two room-mates are Sanjeev and Amit, one of them an illegal immigrant. Ram gets a job as a waiter in the same restaurant as Vijay, but is fired when he gets into a physical argument with a customer. Thereafter Ram applies for an acting job, only to find out that he is to to star in a porno movie opposite sexy Sharonna. Shortly thereafter the Guptas in India will get the shock of their lives when they get to watch a live television telecast of Ramu, who is now known as the "Sex Guru". What they do not know is that Ramu has been inspired by his porno co-star, Sharonna, who leads a double life
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This is one of my favorite movies hahahaha kasi marami siyang unforgetable quotes sa movie


Fear is cold. It freezes us up.
 
We all experience fear

...
Fear of performance.

Fear of doing something bad,


What would our parents think?

What people think about us?

Do you know where we hold our fears?

We hold our fears in our genitals


That's why sex is such a release.

When we cum, we let go of our fears.

And when we let go of our fears,
we touch our soul.

Our genitals is the door to our soul.

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"God is watching us"

He is the God who made the rose and the ocean.. .
he made me

And my body is made to have sex, just like the rosebud is made to open

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And the most powerful sexual organ
God gave us is our brain.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

No messages



 Gloomy girl stopped texting me. Kasi since last week eh lagi siya nagtetext, pero ang tinetext niya ay usually mga walang kwentang saying saying ek ek tungkol sa love, god, etc. Siempre wala naman ako irereply sa kanya. But is she asked me question eh I'll gladly reply back. Kasi I know how it feels pag di ka nireplyahan nakakainis talaga.. Before valentines day she texted me tungkol sa love. Hmmm di kaya umaasa siya na ayain ko siya magdate last valentines. Bagay talaga ang name ko hard to get and actually siya na ata yung pangatlo na babae na nagexpress na gusto nila ako pero di ko lang sila pinansin. Pero di ko sinasabi sa kanila ng harapan  na ayaw ko sa kanila. May isang guy din na nagexpress na gusto niya ako pero I also refused kasi ayaw ko magka bf din kasi I'm sure susumpain ako ng pamilya ko pagnagkataon hahahaha.. For me I don't really mind aggressive girls or yung lumiligaw sa lalaki. Nagkataon lang na di ko sila type or may nakita akong ugali sa kanila na di ko nagustuhan.


Di ako masyado sweet or maalahanin like nagtetext like "kumain ka na ba?" "tulog ka na ba?" "how are you"  etc.. Pero I can be thoughtful in some ways  naman because I always remember the birthday and I also love to give gifts.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Family name




I haven't talked or seen my cousin for 5 years.

5 years ago his parents separated (his father is my fathers brother so we share the same family name)

So out of the blue I decided to search for him on facebook And I couldn't find his name at first and I thought

"Hmm maybe his not into facebook" And I tried to search for him again using his middle name. And to my surprise He only used his mothers maiden name and removed his fathers family name sa name niya.

Honestly I felt offended, hurt and disapointed with my cousin

Kung galit siya sa dad niya, dahil iniwan sila then it does not give him the right to remove his fathers last name sa name niya

Dinamay na niya lahat pati yung lolo namin including yung mga ninuno namin

I decided to to tell my uncle  pero I decided not to,  kasi baka pati siya mahurt sa ginawa ng anak niya

It's clear to me that he wants to erased his father from his life

If we have family reunions sa christmas, new year, other special ocassions,  he would not show up including his siblings

I feel sad sa nangyari kasi close naman kami ng cousin ko at lumayo na sila sa family namin

Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy Valentines




Since it's valentines let me define KISS


MEANING of KISS

A kiss is an upper preparation for a lower invasion which will eventually lead to further penetration with vast acceleration





Happy Valentines everyone! 

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Love, Looks or money

SWS survey: 51% of Filipinos want someone rich though ugly


Apparently, for most Filipinos, looks don't really matter.


According to the latest survey of the Social Weather Stations, released three days before Valentine's Day, 51% of Filipinos prefer someone who is rich though ugly.

The survey also showed that only 46% of the Filipinos surveyed preferred someone who is good-looking but poor.

The fourth quarter 2010 SWS survey was conducted among 1,200 correspondents across the country from November 27-30 last year.

It has a margin of error of ±3 percent for national percentages, and ±6 percent for area percentages.

Overall, majority of the Filipinos are very happy with their love life, according to the SWS survey released three days before Valentine’s Day.

Filipino men were more likely to choose someone good-looking but poor (52%) for a life partner.

Filipino women, on the other hand, were more inclined to have someone who is rich but ugly (57%), the survey revealed.

While preference among men varies across age groups, the survey noted that preference for a life partner who is rich but ugly is high across all age groups among women.

In Metro Manila (55%) and in other parts of Luzon (55%), more Filipinos prefer a life partner who is rich but ugly.

However, most Mindanao residents (56%) want someone good-looking but poor.

The respondents from Visayas, meanwhile are undecided, with some 50% choosing someone rich but ugly, and 49% choosing someone good-looking but poor.

Among classes, 57% of the middle-to-upper classes ABC and 52% of the masa class D would prefer someone rich but ugly, while 51% of the very poor class E would choose good-looking but poor.

                                                                                      - Taken from GMA news

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Sa akin lang this question is one example of conditional love you love a person because he/she is rich or dapat goodlooking. For me true love is unconditional you love a person not because of his/her wealth or goodlooks and that you also accept him/her faults, shortcomings and attitude as well.

Pero kung pagpipiliin ako I would choose goodlooking!! hehehe Why??? First of all if the goodlooking one is not lazy naman and with hardwork and patience, the goodlooking one can get rich. I mean actors are usually goodlooking and they use their goodlooks to gain fame and fortune. And ang kayaman pwede mawala pero ang ganda hindi. And since goodlooking ang partner mo sure pati anak niyo good looking din di ba. But the most important thing din naman is ugali din  kasi gwapo or maganda nga  pero masama ugali, or tamad.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Noong araw

Naaalala mo pa ba noon na:

1.        Ang babae lang ang may hikaw?

2.        Ang intindi mo ng LOL ay ULOL imbes na Laughing Out Loud?



3.        Nakakahiya kung nakalitaw ang halfslip ng babae, ngayon nakadisplay pa ang panty at pusod?




4. .        Noong araw ang status ay “Single” “Married” and “Widow” ngayon  merong   “It’s complicated!!!



5.        Hostess pa ang tawag, ngayon GRO na?



6.    Noong araw ang tawag sa homosexual na lalaki ay bakla ngayon may
straight tripper, astigin na  bisexual , metrosexual, bicurious etc. plus ang lalaking bakla or silahis di na yung parlorista or effem kundi machong macho at puro muscles


7.    Songhits lang katalo na sa pagkanta.. ngayon naka Karaoke at videoke pa?


8.    Pwede na maging babae ang lalake ngayon or vice versa

9. Noong araw bawal magsama ang magnobyo na silang dalawa lang
ngayon kahit di kasal eh naghohoney moon na kung saan saan.



10.   Noong araw uso ang love letters, poems ngayon dinadaan sa text or sa chat.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Milch's Top 10 Favorite TV shows

Since wala ako maisip na iblog today eh share ko na lang ang top 10 kung favorite tv shows




1) SPARTACUS Blood and Sand/ SPARTACUS Gods of the Arena

-I'm surprised that this show is even shown on television. Kasi grabe ang violence niya like nagpuputalan ng ulo, hands, etc. and grabe ang nudity coz mga lalaki dito eh nakafrontal nudity at kita ang kanilang pitotoy sa girls naman kita din ang bush. And the sex scenes are almost x-rated na. When my mom watched it she didn't like it sabi niya sobra daw bastos at violent. This show reminds of the movie 300 starring Gerald Butler although this show is more violent and sexier. Ako I always loved history kasi kahit noong araw eh favorite ko ang history subjects and I also love Greek mythology.



Currently pinapalabas sa US ngayon ay yung prequel before Spartacus Blood and Sand. And I already watched the 2 episodes kasi ang total episodes niya eh 6. After ng 6 episodes will be the second season.

2) Desperate  Housewives


I love Desperate Housewives kasi may drama, comedy and suspense. And kahit sino nakakarelate kasi sometimes tungkol din siya sa family ng each character. Others compare this show to Sex and the city pero. I personally, disagree kasi ang Sex and the city is more of kalandian ng mga bidang babae. And mostly nagfofocus ang story ng sex and the city sa relationships, relationships and sex yun lang.

3) Smallville

I'm a Superman fan ever since. And for me the best season for smallville were seasons 6 to 10. Kasi maraming comic characters na nagappear sa show like Supergirl, Green Arrow, Lois Lane, Star Girl, Flash, Aquaman, Cyborg, Hawkman, Black Canary etc. Smallville will be on its last season and I hope to see Clark wearing that costume sa season finale coz it took 10 years for clark to wear that costume.

4) CSI




For me yung original CSI is still the best. I also played the videogame ng CSI kasi feeling CSI din ako hahahaha



5) Glee

I also like glee kasi maganda yung mga songs na kinakanta nila. But sometimes nabobore ako sa show pero I still like it.


6) Kekkon Dekinai Otoko (The Man who cant get married) (JAPAN)



Love this show talaga  because its about a 40 year old architect who enjoys living by himself and he doesn’t like people but he somehow is able to design wonderful houses for them.This guy prefers to be single and never thinks of marriage.

Meron din tong Korean version but I prefer the Japanese version. I also made a post about this show before

You can watch it here : http://www.mysoju.com/japanese-drama/kekkon-dekinai-otoko/


7) Last Friends (JAPAN)

Synopsis: Last Friends tackles issues that afflict the current generation. Michiru's mother has brought a man back to their home and she is bullied at her workplace where she works as a beauty parlour assistant. She starts cohabiting with her boyfriend, a good young man who works at the Child Welfare Division and the only person who can give her emotional support, but ends up the victim of domestic violence and becomes fearful of love. The boyishly charming Ruka was a classmate of Michiru's in junior high school. She has performed brilliantly as a motocross racer and aims to win the national championship, but as the story progresses, a deep worry that she can neither confide in her parents or close friends grows evident. Takeru is a hair and makeup artist acquainted with Ruka. He is a good confidant to females due to his kindness and perceptiveness, and finds himself attracted to Ruka but has a phobia of sex as a result of a past trauma. The three of them become house mates and through their associations with others, gain the capacity to be positive about life.

This show is about friendship, love, domestic violence, sexual abuse and homosexuality.

You can watch it here: http://www.mysoju.com/japanese-drama/last-friends/

8) Seigi no Mikata (JAPAN)  My sister is a demon

Synopsis:

15-year-old Yoko, a young girl who is constantly tormented by her self-centered and devilish older sister Makiko, who works for a government office after having graduated from a famous university. But despite her ill nature, Makiko's actions tend to somehow make things better for those around her, causing others to praise her as an "ally of justice."

Love this show soo much, my older siblings didn't like this show hahahha kasi sa totoo lang kawawa ang mga bunso kasi binubully ng mga nakakatandang kapatid. Natawa ako sa ate niya kasi lahat ng ginagawa niyang kasamaan or kasalbahihan eh nakakabuti sa ibang tao.

You can watch it here:
http://www.mysoju.com/japanese-drama/seigi-no-mikata/

9) Super Rookie (KOREA)

Synopsis:
Super Rookie (신입사원: rookie employee) is an intelligent comedy which gives hope and courage to young people going through difficult times.
It is a story of a young man (Kang Ho) who gets a job in a prestigious company (LK) due to a computer error. He doesn't have a great family or educational background and is regarded as a slacker in the traditional terms. Worst yet, he seems to spend his life devoted to reading comic books, playing cards, kick boxing, and the like. However he is spirited, street smart, athletic, loyal, and charismatic - especially with the ladies. The drama reveals how he gets his new job, his work-life, and the love and passions in his life in a very interesting way. He never gets discouraged despite all of life’s difficulties. Kang Ho’s high spirits and Mi-ok’s efforts to improve her life give today’s younger generation a chance to look at their own lives and ponder what’s truly valuable.

Love this korean drama kasi its not the typical korean na puro love and relationship lang nakafocus ang story. And its very inspirational kasi yung bida is not that inteligent or di siya nangaling sa isang sikat na school but he was given the chance to work on a big company and prove himself. And kung ikaw ay marunong or summa cum laude it doesn't mean that you will be in successful in life. Coz personally I know some people who were very smart but are not successful sa careers nila and some people I know na teachers pest at gago sa school noon ay naging very rich and successful in life. 

you can watch it here: http://www.mysoju.com/korean-drama/super-rookie/



10) Great Teacher Onizuka/ Gokusen (JAPAN)


Both GTO and Gokusen are based on a manga (comic book) and both also have an anime version and also have movie versions.

Synopsis

The drama series is based on the manga and anime of the same name, both created by Fujisawa Tohru. The story is a sequel of lesser known series Shounan Jun'ai-gumi (Shounan Love Gang) where Onizuka Eikichi's rogue high school days are depicted.

Sorimachi Takashi plays Onizuka Eikichi, a graduate of a third-rate University and the leader of a motorcycle gang, whose lifelong dream is to become a teacher. After being hired by a seemingly eccentric director, Onizuka begins his unconventional way of teaching a hopeless group of troublemakers. Although he meets much opposition from the students and teachers themselves, his passion for teaching, and more importantly, his students, eventually convinces everyone that Onizuka truly has the makings of a great teacher.

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Synopsis

The story of a young, idealistic teacher who enters Shirokin Gakuen with hopes of making a difference in the students' lives. However, Yamaguchi Kumiko (Nakama Yukie) is in for a rude awakening when she finds that she will be the homeroom teacher of 3-D, the hardest class to maintain in the school. The students have multi-colored hair, sloppy uniforms, and show absolutely no respect to her. The leader of the class, Sawada Shin is lazy but bright and shows some interest in Yamaguchi when he notices that she is very different from other teachers. The students try to bully her to make her quit, but their attempts don't get them very far.

What the class and the rest of the school does not know is that Yamaguchi Kumiko is actually the 4th generation heir to the Ooedo Group, a notorious yakuza clan. Even though her family would like her to take the title of Ojou when her grandfather dies, they have accepted the fact that Yamaguchi would rather be a teacher.

Eventually, the students learn to respect their quirky teacher because of her devotion to them, and even give her a nickname: Yankumi.
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Love this show soo much kasi di sila yung typical teacher and nakakatwa talaga siya.

You can watch it here:
http://www.mysoju.com/japanese-drama/great-teacher-onizuka/
http://www.mysoju.com/japanese-drama/gokusen/

Monday, February 7, 2011

Swimming



Sa totoo lang nagenjoy naman ako sa swimming namin with my friend and his wife and of course with gloomy girl. In fairness okay naman pala body ni gloomy girl. And maganda yung pool malaki siya malinaw yung tubig at may maliit pa  na floating bar/restaurant sa gitna  ng pool.

Wala kaming topic na mapagusapan ni gloomy girl pero its like she wants me to just stay with her and don't do nothing.

May nakita din ako na ingleserang girl na nakatwo piece she's pretty but her stomach is sticking out too much hahahaha. And may guy din na nakasuot ng skimpy trunks hehehehehe in fairness may ipagyayabang din siya kasi his buffier than me and may bukol of course.

After swimming eh gloomy girl treated us sa restaurant and the food was good. Sabi ko gusto ko sana magshare sa bill sabi niya hwag na kasi treat niya yun.

Ako pa yung may ayaw ayaw noong una pero nagenjoy naman ako.


Too bad di ko dinala yung camera kasi baka mawala siya or mabasa sa pool.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Walang kawala

 Tinawagan ako ng friend ko kagabi at may ibibigay daw siya  sa akin galing kay gloomy girl at pupunta siya sa house para ibigay ito. Nakalagay siya sa isang paper bag at ang nasa loob ay:




 Isang swimtrunks na speedo. Damn mukhang mapipilitan ako nito bukas sa swimming. Sabi pa ni friend eh yung trunks is from gloomy girls brother and di na siya ginagamit. And sa akin na lang daw yun. 

Wow! sexy pa ng trunks hahahhaa at in fairness mamahalin yang speedo.  (hmm naisip ko tuloy yung last post ng isang blogger na si misschuniverse about sports hehehehe.


Naisip ko tuloy grabe tong babaeng to namimilit talaga. She's scary!!!!! No wonder she's still single siguro mga lalaki takot ligawan siya.

And this time wala na ako reason or any excuse para iwasan siya. Oh well I hope maenjoy ko yung swimming namin bukas.

 I just hope she has a nice body hahahaha joke.....

This is regarding my post yesterday