Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Boyfriend and Girlfriend




My ex-gf will arrive on Friday November 17, 2010 to spend christmas here sa pilipinas. And it has been years na di kami nagkikita.

I have mixed emotions and medyo mahirap iexplain kung ano talaga nararamdaman ko at this time. 

Since napagusapan na rin ang boyfriend/girlfriend eh gagawa ako ng isang article about bf and gfs and how they spend each other in their intimate moment


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May mag bf and gf and they have a code for sex/do and that is hamburger
So one morning, sabi ng girl sa mom niya na aalis lang daw siya at maghahamburger, So she went off and do it with her bf. 

When she got home she was soo happy and super excited na sabihin sa mom niya kung gaano kasarap ang hamburger.. Sabi niya “Mommy ang sarap sarap talaga ng hamburger"

Her mom replied “OO nga anak eh! Mukhang masarap talaga kasi may mayonnaise ka pa nga sa bibig mo eh!


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2 hours torrid kissing… GIRL: I think I swallowed your gums?
BOY: Don’t worry it’s just my phlegm

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BF pinapakita ang birdie sa GF
GF: Bakit nakayuko?
BF: Kasi natutulog, hawakan mo!
GF: Bakit nagalit?
BF: Kasi ginising mo at himasin mo
GF: oops bakit may lumabas?
BF: Lumuluha siya sa sarap

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GIRL: Pano ba?
BOY: Sipsipin mo
GIRL: Ganito?
BOY: Oo tapos higupin mo
GIRL: Ayoko kadiri!!
BOY: Arte mo naman! Hwag mo tingnan
GIRL: May buhok sa dila ko
BOY: Siempre sisiw yan eh





9 comments:

  1. ahaha... baka naman JOLLY Hotdog kinain ni ateh hindi hamburjer.

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  2. whahahah ang sakit ng bangs ko dito sa joke na to.. joke nga ba to hehehe,....... bkit may lumalabas whahah wag ganun...

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  3. funny post hihi! may mayonnaise sa labi haha!

    Palo-palo :)

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  4. hahaha! i will never look at hamburgers the same way.

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  5. hahaha... the best green joke ever...

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  6. hehhee alam mo bang fave ko ang hamburgers! lol... pilyo...

    nyways go see your ex... good luck :)

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  7. @rabbit pwede rin hotdog pero paghotdog baka makahalata ang nanay ni girl kung green minded siya

    @nowtiz yeah me too hahahha

    @axl yes joke to

    @pluripotent nurse yes mayonaise kasi puti din at malagkit

    @kikoman thanks

    @likha thanks likha

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  8. haha magamit nga rin ang mga jokes na yan..

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