Boyfriend and Girlfriend

My ex-gf will arrive on Friday November 17, 2010 to spend christmas here sa pilipinas. And it has been years na di kami nagkikita.

I have mixed emotions and medyo mahirap iexplain kung ano talaga nararamdaman ko at this time. 

Since napagusapan na rin ang boyfriend/girlfriend eh gagawa ako ng isang article about bf and gfs and how they spend each other in their intimate moment


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May mag bf and gf and they have a code for sex/do and that is hamburger

So one morning, sabi ng girl sa mom niya na aalis lang daw siya at maghahamburger, So she went off and do it with her bf. 

When she got home she was soo happy and super excited na sabihin sa mom niya kung gaano kasarap ang hamburger.. Sabi niya “Mommy ang sarap sarap talaga ng hamburger"

Her mom replied “OO nga anak eh! Mukhang masarap talaga kasi may mayonnaise ka pa nga sa bibig mo eh!

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2 hours torrid kissing… GIRL: I think I swallowed your gums?
BOY: Don’t worry it’s just my phlegm

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BF pinapakita ang birdie sa GF
GF: Bakit nakayuko?
BF: Kasi natutulog, hawakan mo!

GF: Bakit nagalit?

BF: Kasi ginising mo at himasin mo

GF: oops bakit may lumabas?
BF: Lumuluha siya sa sarap

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GIRL: Pano ba?

BOY: Sipsipin mo

GIRL: Ganito?
BOY: Oo tapos higupin mo

GIRL: Ayoko kadiri!!

BOY: Arte mo naman! Hwag mo tingnan

GIRL: May buhok sa dila ko

BOY: Siempre sisiw yan eh