Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Random jokes


sabi ni Alling Dionesia kay Hayden:

"Piste ka haydin, nagkanta pa naman ako sa imo, bo-ong poso kong inalay sa imo uy!, iyong kanta ni manny na, ang puking ito ay para sa iyo, you know!

"Manyak ka talaga haydin uy, pagkahuman nimong kinain-kain ang akung bilat..gi dila-dilaan pa nimo uy!yawa ka haydin! binelhan pa naman kita nang maraming kundum sa iba nimo lang pala ginagamit iyun uy!..iba-iba pa gani ang kulor ng kundum, pero pari-pariho ang size uy, extra small, shrink to pit pa, "MANYAK".


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Female Cousin: What is incest? 
Male Cousin: SHUT UP!! Just keep on sucking!


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MOM: Your son is masturbating again!! Better talk to him

DAD: Son don’t you know you will go blind doing that?
SON: Dad! Im over here


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BF: Honey tingan mo yung girl oh! siya yung ex girlfriend ko

GF: Ewww girlfriend mo yan dati. Ang panget niya ha!

BF: Yun ang weakness ko eh


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15 comments:

  1. khantotantraMay 10, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    hahaha. kulit ng jokes ni aling dioning

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  2. AnonymousMay 10, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    hahaha...

    sumakit ulo ko kay mami Dionesia :D

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  3. bulakbolero.sgMay 10, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    dami kong tawa dito, lalo na dun sa magpinsan, mag-ama at magsyota. lol

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  4. Allan PMay 10, 2011 at 12:42 PM

    si aling dionesia pa lang, laughtrip na e, hahaha!!

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  5. SeanMay 10, 2011 at 1:01 PM

    hahaha benta sa akin. pero ang gwapo pa rin ni brad. payag akong maging wicked stepmother ni maddox.

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  6. UnknownMay 10, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    Ang creepy nung kay Mommy D.

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  7. egG.May 10, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    panalo si mommy D!!!!!!!!!!

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  8. Mac CallisterMay 10, 2011 at 10:28 PM

    hahaha ang cute!

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  9. AnonymousMay 11, 2011 at 1:22 AM

    hahahhaa.... thumbs up :)

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  10. NimmyMay 11, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    Hahaha. Ang kulit nung second joke! Wapak!

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  11. wanderingcommuterMay 11, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    panalo ang mahilig sa panget! hahahaha!

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  12. AnonymousMay 12, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    Mommy dionisia FTW!

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  13. dario the jagged little eggMay 17, 2011 at 3:33 AM

    Winnur ang mga jokes na itei Pak! Go aling Dionesia! Lol!

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  14. casadoMay 17, 2011 at 7:48 AM

    like ko ung..

    shut up just keep on sucking ahhaa :P

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  15. Vhincci SubiaMay 19, 2011 at 4:32 AM

    eeew ni aling dionisia! lol! panalo ung SHUT UP just keep on sucking! haha! :D

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