Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Gays


GAY BEAUTY PAGEANT


Host: “Of your body parts, which is your favorite?”

Gay beauty contestant: “My neck. Because my neck holds my head, which will hold the crown later tonight. Thank you.”

Host: “What can you say about the women of tomorrow?”

Gay beauty contestant: “The women of tomorrow…are the men of today!”

 During a Q&A portion, a gay contestant was asked what his motto was: “Ang lalaking nagigipit, sa bading kumakapit!”

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Interview of an actor rumored to be gay by Boy Abunda: “Ako, Tito Boy, bading? Haller!”



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Gay: “Paturo po ng badminton.”

Coach: “Sige, hawakan mo ang raketa kung paano ka hahawak ng ari ng lalaki.”

Gay: “Aaah…isusubo pala?”


A kid started shouting at a gay classmate: “Bakla! Bakla!”

Gay classmate: “Bakit, dine-deny ko ba?!?”


GAY QUOTES:



Gay : “Salot talaga kayong mga babae! Kakainin na lang namin, uupuan niyo pa!”

Gay Rule: “Biruin mo na ang lasing na bagong gising, wag lang ang bading na naagawan ng booking!”

 “Pag nagka-amnesia ang bakla, makakalimutan din ba niyang bading siya?”

“The male organ is like gossip…it passes from mouth to mouth.”

In denial:  “I’m mostly straight, I’m only gay in bed.”

“I am a butterfly. A delicate, beautiful, brown butterfly.” – baklang ipis.

Gay guy wearing a mini-skirt: “Di baleng makita ang legs, wag lang ang eggs.”

 “We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”

source: http://chicogarcia.wordpress.com/2010/10/06/the-top-ten-funny-gay-quotes/

6 comments:

  1. bwahahahah, tnt sa mga jokes. sakto ang jokes na to sa biglang labas na kanta ni gloc9 na Sirena.

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  2. wahahahaha adik dami ko tawa dito lols ....

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  3. hahahaha! i love gays lol they give color to our lives.... :)

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  4. AHAHAHAHA! LAUGH TRIP!

    Kidding aside, I have nothing against gays who make people laugh. They're really so good at that. They can be very ironic, and funny too. Gays are so witty.

    Yun nga lang, minsan ang mga tao, they confine gay people within the walls of a hair salon or consider them as stand up comedians.

    People must realize too na hindi naman lahat ng gays clown. They can be doctors, law enforcers, soldiers, and even THE NEXT PRESIDENT of the country.

    Their sexual orientation is not a hindrance for them to achieve excellence. It's not the reason to dishonour them.

    Anyway, basag trip na ang mga pinagsasabi ko. Sige, tawa lang ng tawa!

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  5. haha tawa ako ng tawa lalo na sa nagpaturo ng badminton! lol!

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  6. laugh trip! after so many years napadpad ako uli sa blog mo. kudos to us for staying alive lol

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