Gays

GAY BEAUTY PAGEANT

Host: “Of your body parts, which is your favorite?”

Gay beauty contestant: “My neck. Because my neck holds my head, which will hold the crown later tonight. Thank you.”

Host: “What can you say about the women of tomorrow?”

Gay beauty contestant: “The women of tomorrow…are the men of today!”

 During a Q&A portion, a gay contestant was asked what his motto was: “Ang lalaking nagigipit, sa bading kumakapit!”

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Interview of an actor rumored to be gay by Boy Abunda: “Ako, Tito Boy, bading? Haller!”

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Gay: “Paturo po ng badminton.”

Coach: “Sige, hawakan mo ang raketa kung paano ka hahawak ng ari ng lalaki.”

Gay: “Aaah…isusubo pala?”

A kid started shouting at a gay classmate: “Bakla! Bakla!”

Gay classmate: “Bakit, dine-deny ko ba?!?”

GAY QUOTES:

Gay : “Salot talaga kayong mga babae! Kakainin na lang namin, uupuan niyo pa!”

Gay Rule: “Biruin mo na ang lasing na bagong gising, wag lang ang bading na naagawan ng booking!”

 “Pag nagka-amnesia ang bakla, makakalimutan din ba niyang bading siya?”

“The male organ is like gossip…it passes from mouth to mouth.”

In denial:  “I’m mostly straight, I’m only gay in bed.”

“I am a butterfly. A delicate, beautiful, brown butterfly.” – baklang ipis.

Gay guy wearing a mini-skirt: “Di baleng makita ang legs, wag lang ang eggs.”

 “We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”

source: http://chicogarcia.wordpress.com/2010/10/06/the-top-ten-funny-gay-quotes/