MAN1: My wife is so dumb she bought a car but she doesn’t know how to drive
MAN2: Oh yeah!! My wife is dumber.. I saw her bag filled with condoms and she doesn’t even have a dick!!
A couple was pumping away in bed
HUSBAND: Spread your legs wider (urgently after)
HUSBAND: WIDER!! WIDER!!!
WIFE: What the fuck are you trying to do ?? Get your balls in??
HUSBAND: NO, OUT!!!
WIFE: If you want to have sex press my right breast once. If you don’t want press my left breast once.
HUSBAND: Ok, If you want to have sex pull my penis once… If you don’t want to have sex pull it 100times
MAN1: I saw my wife in bed with my bestfriend
MAN2: What did you do?
MAN1: Beat her up!
MAN2: And your bestfriend?
MAN1: Dragged his ass and said BAD DOG!