Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Date Night Disaster



One night my classmate from college texted me, And invited me to go out into a group date.  Meron kasi siyang nirereto na  girl para sa akin.

So we went into this bar.  Tapos medyo get to know each other with this girl na nirereto sa kin. And the next thing I knew beers  and vodka were passed around and we were off to drink-land.

My date was ordering drinks for before she was finished with the one she had.  She loves to smoke pa. 

Grabe kababaeng tao, grabe maglaklak ng alak at managarilyo, talo pa ang lalake.

It was  really, tough to have conversation with a drunken date.

I  was  even repulsed by her beer and cigarette smelling breath.

Then  she asked me if “Im enjoying  myself”

I said “Umm Ok naman”

I am glad that I am not alone with her because if we had a proper conversation,  I know she would realize that I am lying.

She has no idea whatsoever how drunk she was, and I can’t breath because of the smoke of the  cigarettes.

My  date turned out to be  stinking drunk that she couldn't tell her ass from her elbow

And then , I pretended that I have to go to the bathroom and hope no one notices that I don’t comeback

My classmate called me the next morning,  telling me I was rude and inconsiderate, and he would never set me up on a date again!

Di na lang ako nagreact pa. Because commenting on it negatively, regarding my date would be pointless and destructive



15 comments:

  1. All i wanna do is love your body .....
    woahohohohohohohohoho



    sorry lss lang ....
    sorry bout your date kuya mitch

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  2. haha talagang di na kung mas lasenggera pala syo lol.
    dapat dinala mo na lang sa malamig kwarto para natapos ang gabing yun hehe.

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    1. Oo nga noh bakit di ko naisip yun hahahahaha

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  3. Ahahahaha! well, iba lang ang idea nila ng date sa idea mo ng date which means to say---- not compatible. ayaw ko kaya magkaron ng mommy na kagaya ko. hahaha! di ba daddy? dapat ako lang pasaway sayo.. hihi

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    1. Exactly not compatible at all!! bakit naglalasing ka din ba?

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    2. uuuuhhh.. di naman yung sobrang wasted pero malakas ako uminom.. dati

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  4. I guess your classmate never setting you up on dates again might work to your advantage :)

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  5. hahaha. onga mas ok paden kung ung chicks umastang babae kesa mas astig pa sayo, unless durogista trip nya. pero buti umalis ka nlng, baka ikaw pa nag asikaso sa pagsuka nya.

    On the other hand, usually, that drunken state is just a ploy. The girl might have been expecting an after party sex (blaming it on alcohol), which I think kaya naging upset si tropa mo kasi nabitin ung nireto nya hahaha.

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    1. Yup baka sumuka pa yan sa kotse mahirap na hahahahha.
      party sex? oops sana di na ako umalis joke hahahahha

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  6. A bar is not a place for a decent date. Your friend should have known that.

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  7. This is hilarious! Sorry you had such a bad night.

    www.modernworld4.blogspot.com

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  8. ehh kung ako din naman yun iiwanan ko din ng ganun.. .hahaha lasinggero ata yung pinapadate sayo hahahaha

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  9. Ang turn-off namin kasi nun naka-date mo.. Sarap batukan nun kaibigan mong nagreto na nagalit pa, haha!

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