One night my classmate from college texted me, And invited
me to go out into a group date. Meron
kasi siyang nirereto na girl para sa
akin.
So we went into this bar.
Tapos medyo get to know each other with this girl na nirereto sa kin.
And the next thing I knew beers and
vodka were passed around and we were off to drink-land.
My date was ordering drinks for before she was finished with
the one she had. She loves to smoke pa.
Grabe kababaeng tao, grabe maglaklak ng alak at managarilyo, talo pa ang
lalake.
It was really, tough
to have conversation with a drunken date.
I was even repulsed by her beer and cigarette smelling
breath.
Then she asked me if “Im
enjoying myself”
I said “Umm Ok naman”
I am glad that I am not alone with her because if we had a
proper conversation, I know she would
realize that I am lying.
She has no idea whatsoever how drunk she was, and I can’t
breath because of the smoke of the cigarettes.
My date turned out to
be stinking drunk that she couldn't tell
her ass from her elbow
And then , I pretended that I have to go to the bathroom and
hope no one notices that I don’t comeback
My classmate called me the next morning, telling me I was rude and inconsiderate, and he
would never set me up on a date again!
Di na lang ako nagreact pa. Because commenting on it
negatively, regarding my date would be pointless and destructive
All i wanna do is love your body .....
ReplyDeletewoahohohohohohohohoho
sorry lss lang ....
sorry bout your date kuya mitch
Oo nga eh badtrip
Deletehaha talagang di na kung mas lasenggera pala syo lol.
ReplyDeletedapat dinala mo na lang sa malamig kwarto para natapos ang gabing yun hehe.
Oo nga noh bakit di ko naisip yun hahahahaha
DeleteAhahahaha! well, iba lang ang idea nila ng date sa idea mo ng date which means to say---- not compatible. ayaw ko kaya magkaron ng mommy na kagaya ko. hahaha! di ba daddy? dapat ako lang pasaway sayo.. hihi
ReplyDeleteExactly not compatible at all!! bakit naglalasing ka din ba?
Deleteuuuuhhh.. di naman yung sobrang wasted pero malakas ako uminom.. dati
DeleteI guess your classmate never setting you up on dates again might work to your advantage :)
ReplyDeleteexactly
Deletehahaha. onga mas ok paden kung ung chicks umastang babae kesa mas astig pa sayo, unless durogista trip nya. pero buti umalis ka nlng, baka ikaw pa nag asikaso sa pagsuka nya.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, usually, that drunken state is just a ploy. The girl might have been expecting an after party sex (blaming it on alcohol), which I think kaya naging upset si tropa mo kasi nabitin ung nireto nya hahaha.
Yup baka sumuka pa yan sa kotse mahirap na hahahahha.
Deleteparty sex? oops sana di na ako umalis joke hahahahha
A bar is not a place for a decent date. Your friend should have known that.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious! Sorry you had such a bad night.
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ehh kung ako din naman yun iiwanan ko din ng ganun.. .hahaha lasinggero ata yung pinapadate sayo hahahaha
ReplyDeleteAng turn-off namin kasi nun naka-date mo.. Sarap batukan nun kaibigan mong nagreto na nagalit pa, haha!
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