Everyone wants to look a little better, physically that is.
That's the reason why some men and women go to the gym
I had been working out for almost 2 years now. And going to the gym is a terrific outlet for stress relief .
After 2 years I noticed the transformation of my body.
Dati di naman ako mahilig sa mga damit, and I would usually get my older brothers old clothes kasi di nga ako bumibili ng damit ko. Pero noong napansin ko na may muscles, na ako ay doon na nagstart na maging mahilig ako sa damit and I would usually choose slim fitted shirts. Siempre gusto ko naman ipakita ang pinaghirapan ko hehehehe kahit naman yung mga gym mates ko sa gym eh puro slim fitted shirts or sleevless sinusuot nila. And siempre noong buff na ako ay naboost na din ang confidence ko.
Below are some of my pictures taken from my webcam on my Skype account: (This will prove that my pictures are the real thing, Di kinuha sa internet hihihihi)
Meron akong isang gym mate and he looks impressively healthy. He had zero body fat and had massive muscles. At nagtaka ako kung bakit ang tagal ko na siya, di nakikita sa gym at naisip ko baka lumipat siya ng gym or iba na ang time ng workout niya.
Pero nagulat ako sa sinabi ng trainer ng gym. The reason na di na siya nagwoworkout, ay dahil sa namatay na pala siya at ang cause of death niya ay heart attack.
I was really shocked because he looks healthy, physically and I never seen him smoke, but he died at a young age of 42. So di ibig sabihin pag masulado ka di ibig sabihin na healthy ka na.
Iniisip ko kung pupunta ako sa burol niya, kasi di naman kami close friends at di ko naman kilala ang family and friends niya. I even don't know his full name. Pero pag nagkikita kami sa labas eh nagbabatian naman kami.
So exercising is not enough to have a healty lifestyle, we should also watch what we eat, avoid smoking, drinking etc. Sleep 8 hours a day etc.
My cousin is kind of frustrated because he doesn't have a sex life, because his wife is already 8 months pregnant. Di daw siya makontento sa pagmamasturbate lang. Gusto sana niya na iblowjob siya ni Mrs or ihandjob but the problem is, ayaw ni Mrs. ng oral sex or kahit handjob man lang. And she's the kind of woman daw na di adventurous sa sex and she never sucked him kasi nadidiri daw.
Sabi ng cousin ko parang may times na natutukso siya maghire ng prostitute, or magkaroon ng fuck buddy (no strings attached kind of relationship). And I told him thats not a good idea,
Kasi what if his wife finds out and knowing his wife eh, sure makikipaghiwalay yun sa kanya. In short dahil lang sa libog niya, eh baka masira ang happy marriage niya with his wife. At kung maghihire siya ng pokpok baka makakuha siya ng STD or worst AIDS.
Close friend ko din ang wife niya kasi sa lahat ng mga asawa ng cousins ko siya ang pinakaclose ko. And I love them both
My cousin is kind of horny talaga, coz he has a lot of porn collection and he even collects FHM, Maxim, Rogue magazines and I usually borrow from him LOL!
So ang suggestions ko sa kanya ay bumili na lang siya ng isang sex toy like yung Fleshlight.
Sabi ko sa kanya na pareho sila ng problema ng creator ng Fleshlight na si "Steven Shubin".
Because at that time Steve Shubin’s wife was pregnant with twins but she was already 40 years old . And his wife had already suffered from two miscarriages. So, the obstetrician issued a ‘No sex’ , till the birth of the twins. In order to find a substitute for real intercourse, Shubin got the inspiration to create a sex toy that offered users a realistic body sculpture and replicated the feeling of vaginal sex. And with Steven's invention he became really rich with his invention and Fleshlight became the most famous sex toys for men and gaymen as well.
Since I 'm good at researching , I gave him this 2 local sex shop websites:
And after a week nakabili na rin ang loko ng fleshlight and he was really satisfied daw. He would usually use Cetaphil or KY Jelly as lubricant for his toy. At ang ginagawa niya daw usually ay kinakantot niya yung toy at kinikiss niya ang wife niya. At may times na sumasakit daw ang panga ni wife sa katatawa sa ginagawa niya.
I think the sex toy solved his problem with his wife. I don't see nothing wrong about sex toys coz these toys can help us to prevent of having multiple sex partners, premarital sex and it can also enhance a couples sex life.
And Couples that use sex toys alone tend to have a strong level of open communication, trust and unconditional love for their partners. Sex toys allow men and women to tap into creative sex and there is such beauty in allowing ourselves and/or partner to enjoy the pleasures they bring.
For me, using sex toys doesn't "say" anything about the kind of person you are, other than the fact that you're the kind of person who feels worthy of sexual pleasure
I used to be a Technical Support agent for years. I prefer to be a Technical Support agent than customer service. Because I'm good at computers and I love helping people. And the salary is a bit higher than Customer Service Agents. And the best part, is that there are only a few irate callers, because most of the callers are asking for help.
But sometimes the job can be tough especially when you encounter stupid or dumb customers.
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Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah.
Tech support : And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
========================= Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer : A white one...
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Chrissy, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Customer : My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support : Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support : That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
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Tech support : What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Mozilla Firefox
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry..Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Customer: My printer is not working?
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
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Tech support: "Okay John, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support : On your keyboard, John
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, John.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!
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Tech Support: Tech Support, may I help you?
Customer: Well, I need more memory in my computer.
Tech Support: We'd be happy to help you with that. How much memory would you want to add?
Customer: As much as it can hold.
Tech Support: Do you work with large programs or graphics?
Customer: No, but I'm writing my biography.
Tech Support: Well, that really doesn't take all that much memory.
Customer: You don't know me, sonny, I've led quite a wild life and I'm going to need all the memory I can get.
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Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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Tech Support: "OK, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK" button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow! How can you see my screen from there?"
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Customer: "I'm having a problem installing your software. I've got a fairly old computer, and when I type 'INSTALL', all it says is 'Bad command or file name'."
Tech Support: "OK, check the directory of the A: drive. Go to A:\ and type 'dir'."
Customer reads off a list of file names, including 'INSTALL.EXE'.
Tech Support: "All right, the correct file is there. Type 'INSTALL' again."
Customer: "OK." (pause) "Still says 'Bad command or file name'."
Tech Support: "Hmmm. The file's there in the correct place. It can't help but do something. Are you sure you're typing I-N-S-T-A-L-L and hitting the "Enter key?"
Customer: "Yes, let me try it again." (pause) "Nope, still 'Bad command or file name'."
Tech Support: (now really confused) "Are you sure you're Typing I-N-S-T-A-L-L and hitting the key that says 'Enter'?"
Customer: "Well, yeah. Although my 'N' key is stuck, so I'm Using the 'M' key...does that matter?
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One woman called Dell's toll-free line to ask how to install the batteries in her laptop. When told that the directions were on the first page of the manual the woman replied angrily, "I just paid $2,000 for this damn thing, and I'm not going to read the book."
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Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer "No..."
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Customer: "I got this problem. You people sent me this install disk, and now my A: drive won't work."
Tech Support: "Your A drive won't work?"
Customer: "That's what I said. You sent me a bad disk, it got stuck in my drive, now it won't work at all."
Tech Support: "Did it not install properly? What kind of error messages did you get?"
Customer: "I didn't get any error message. The disk got stuck in the drive and wouldn't come out. So I got these pliers and tried to get it out. That didn't work either."
Tech Support: "You did what sir?"
Customer: "I got these pliers, and tried to get the disk out, but it wouldn't budge. I just ended up cracking the plastic stuff a bit."
Tech Support: "I don't understand sir, did you push the eject button?"
Customer: "No, so then I got a stick of butter and melted it and used a turkey baster and put the butter in the drive, around the disk, and that got it loose. Then I used the pliers and it came out fine. I can't believe you would send me a disk that was broken and defective."
Tech Support: "Let me get this clear. You put melted butter in your A: drive and used pliers to pull the disk out?"
Tech Support: "Just so I am absolutely clear on this, can you repeat what you just said?"
Customer: "I said I put butter in my A: drive to get your crappy disk out, then I had to use pliers to pull it out."
Tech Support: "Did you push that little button that was sticking out when the disk was in the drive, you know, the thing called the disk eject button?"
Tech Support: "Sir?"
Customer: "Yes."
Tech Support: "Sir, did you push the eject button?"
Customer: "No, but you people are going to fix my computer, or I am going to sue you for breaking my computer!"
Tech Support: "Let me get this straight. You are going to sue our company because you put the disk in the A: drive, didn't follow the instructions we sent you, didn't actually seek professional advice, didn't consult your user's manual on how to use your computer properly, instead proceeding to pour butter into the drive and physically rip the disk out?"
Customer: "Ummmm."
Tech Support: "Do you really think you stand a chance, since we do record every call and have it on tape?"
Customer: (now rather humbled) "But you're supposed to help!"
Tech Support: "I am sorry sir, but there is nothing we can do for you. Have a nice day."
I was chatting with a friend last week and we are planning to go to the beach next week. But he refused and said that he is sick and he also said that he is worried that he might get terminated from his job because of his absences. My friend is working in a call center.
After talking to him, I realized something…..
When I was working in a call center before.
I always felt sick, Maybe because of the lack of sleep. And it's really hard because the agent's shift changes most of the time.
There are times that I can't sleep at all and I had suffered insomia for 5 years. The good thing is that I have a health card which is provided by the company. At yung consulta sa mga doctor eh libre.
Ang health card ko naman eh sobrang laspag na at kilalang kilala na ako sa clinic namin.
My mom has a friend who is a psychiatrist and she told my mom that, I might be suffering from Hypochondria
Hypochondria definition:
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Hypochondria, also called hypochondriasis, is a type of somatoform disorder, a mental illness in which a person has symptoms of a medical illness, but the symptoms cannot be fully explained by an actual physical disorder.
People with hypochondria are very worried about getting a disease or are certain they have a disease, even after medical tests show they do not. Further, these people often misinterpret minor health problems or normal body functions as symptoms of a serious disease. An example is a person who is sure that her headaches are caused by a brain tumor. The symptoms associated with hypochondria are not under the person's voluntary control, and can cause great distress and/or can interfere with a person's normal functioning.
Warning signs that a person might have hypochondria include:
-The person has a history of going to many doctors. He or she may even "shop around" for a doctor who will agree that he or she has a serious illness.
-The person recently experienced a loss or stressful event.
-The person is overly concerned about a specific organ or body system, such as the heart or the digestive system.
-The person's symptoms or area of concern might shift or change.
-A doctor's reassurance does not calm the person's fears; they believe the doctor is wrong or made a mistake.
-The person's concern about illness interferes with his or her work, family, and social life.
-The person may suffer from anxiety, nervousness, and/or depression. ============================
I guess my mom's friend was right. I am really suffering from Hypochondria. So I decided to quit my job and look for another job. The reason of me, always getting sick is because I was very unhappy and stressed out at siempre gusto ko lagi magabsent, kasi ayoko pumasok sa work. At noong time na yun akala ko may sakit ako sa puso pero sa mga tests naman ay wala.
And right now, I don't work in a call center anymore. And I don't feel sick anymore
Our mind is a powerful tool. Our mind can make us feel sick, our mind can make us feel relaxed, our mind can even make us feel like you have a hard time breathing if you think about it a lot.
Seriously, it can. If you sit back and think about having a hard time breathing, I guarantee you'll start noticing your breaths even more.
Try it. It's the best example I can give of the power of the mind.
We are the one's whose making ourself feel that way. We are the one who are making ourselves sick
Ano meron sa tatlo ?? Napansin ko kasi kadalasan ang mga magkaclose na magkaikaibigan ay laging tatlo. Kasi noong nagaaral pa ako 3 kaming magkaibigan. Sa family naman 3 din kaming magpipinsan na close since childhood . Then noong nagwork naman ako 3 din ang closest na kaibigan ko.
Speaking of tatlo may pinapanood ako na isang British Comedy TV series titled Threesome
1) ThreeSome (2011)
Threesome is a comedy about three inseparable friends on the verge of 30. Alice (Amy Huberman) lives with her boyfriend Mitch (Stephen Wight) and their gay best friend Richie (Emun Elliot). Together they form three points of an unlikely triangle, living, laughing and larging it together.
After one particularly big night out, they end up having an unplanned threesome which results in an even more unplanned pregnancy. They decide it’s time to ditch the party lifestyle and have the baby. As a threesome.
Nakakabitin ang tv series kasi 7 episodes lang siya. And maganda ang setup nila ay yung straight guy is baog at yung gay bestfriend naman nila ang nakabuntis sa babae. Ang most memorable line sa series is that "lets get Married and Have his Baby"
Janet and Chrissy get Jack as a roommate for their Santa Monica apartment. Jack can cook (he's studying to be a chef) and, when called to do so, pretends he's gay to legitimize the arrangement. Landlady Roper wishes husband Stanley showed more interest in her.
Although luma na ang show na eto coz it was shown in the 70's. Di pa ako pinapanganak noong lumabas ang show kasi pinanganak na ako noong 80's.
This show is still considered a classic. It was my dad who introduced me sa show na to. I can still remember watching this sitcom sa betamax. Although noong time na yun, ay di ako masyado natatawa sa ibang jokes, kasi innocente pa ako when it comes to green jokes.
The best season for the series is from Seasons 1-4 only. Kasi sa Season 5 nawala na ang favorite character ko na si Chrissy Snow played by Suzanne Somers as the sexy dumb blond. And natutuwa din ako sa mag-asawa na sina Helen Roper ( a sex starved frustrated housewife) and her cheapstake husband Stanley Roper. Nagkaroon pa ng spinoff or sariling show ang mag-asawang Ropers pero the show only lasted for 2 seasons only.
I have the complete seasons of Three's Company on dvd, kaya noong pinanood ko ulit masnappreciate ko na ang green jokes sa sitcom.
It has truly been an unforgettable year filled with adventures, surprises, challenges, growth, tears, and smile
I also had the chance to meet some blogger and twitter friends. And because of that, I met so many great new friends and I thank them for the wonderful experience and the lifelong relationships that we will have together.
I hope that the year of 2012 will be a good year for me, And according to Fengshui experts, this year will be great for me, according to my Chinese Zodiac sign.
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!
Sana magkaroon na ako ng lovelife this year 2012, Kasi naiingit ako sa may mga jowa. Lalo na tong picture na to na nangiingit
