Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Lies



MEN’s TOP LIES

1)    It  won’t happen again
2)    I’m single
3)    She’s my sister, cousin, just a friend
4)    I love you
5)    I don’t want to lose you
6)    You won’t get pregnant
7)    I’m telling the truth

 WOMEN’s TOP lies

1)    I have a headache
2)    Faking an orgasm while having sex
3)    Were just friends
4)    I'm still a virgin
5)    He's/She's  my nephew or niece, but the truth is its her kid
6)    I'm not mad at you
7)    I'm just not ready for a boyfriend right now.

9 comments:

  1. ah.... ehh... ikaw na ang tama... hahaha

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  2. hehehe... Nice!

    If u don't lie even once, then you're not normal. :)

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  3. @ to all

    yan kasi ang common na top lies ng male and female and i have to agree

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  4. bakit hindi kasama yung:

    - wala pa po akong asawa/girlfriend kasi career po muna ang focus ko ngayon

    - i'm not gay. curious lang.

    meri krismas hard!

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  5. bongga ang comment ni Sean oh! i love it!!!!!

    babae ba ako? bakit parang lahat nasa women side! hmpf! char!

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  6. 'i'm just not ready for a boyfriend right now' your face... hahaha... ampf. pamilyar ata sa'ken ang linyang yun ah...

    tama si Sean... dapat kasama yun! hahah!

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  7. @sean merry xmas din tama ka pwede nga siya iinclude

    @nimmy may ibang lies sa girls na pwede rin sa guys

    @nowiztki pwede siya iinclude nga

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