Problems Problems

Last Friday nagkaroon kami ng isang major na problema sa office. So nagkaroon ng emergency meeting with me, our boss and my coworkers para magbrain storm kung paano isolve yung problem. Lahat kami masakit ang ulo and yung isang coworker ko walang ginawa kundi magmura ng magmura. Personally nabwisit ako sa officemate ko kasi dahil sa pagmumura niya eh maslalo nagiging complicated ang situation at maslalo umiinit ang ulo namin. In short, kung may kasama kang palamura eh maslalo ka mabwibwisit kahit di ikaw yung minunura niya. So its better kung iwasan ang pagmumura kundi magisip ng solution.

Discrimination

Last night noong pauwi na ko after work may sumakay na pasahero na bakla na nakamakeup at nakadamit ng babae. Pagupo ni bakla ay may kausap sa phone and mukhang boyfriend niya ang nasa linya kasi puro I love you si bakla. Then napansin ko yung ibang pasahero nakangiti. At may isang bata pa na nagsalita at sabi niya  "Ay bakla"!!! sinabihan pa ng nanay yung anak niya na "Psst tumahik ka baka marinig ka ng bakla".

Hanggang ngayon of course may discrimination pa rin sa mga bakla or effeminate.. Pero personally I don't discriminate them, Kasi I have one friend na isang effeminate and I enjoy her his company kasi walang dull moment pag kasama mo siya kasi  joker siya. Pero of course di ako magpapatsup* sa kanya  hahhahaha

I also have a close friend na lesbian, kasi naging classmate ko siya dati and her girlfriend right now is pretty pa naman. pero lesbian din. 

If there's one thing I hate is discrimination sa race, sexual preference, etc. kasi I respect other people.
 

Babies

How would you  know what the baby boy will be when he grows up?

 Put your finger in his ass
1) If the baby kicks- he will become a football player

2) If the baby screams- he will become a mariachi

3) If the baby laughs- he will become a homo

How bout baby girls?

Hmmm finger her till she's 18 joke!! manyak bwahahahaha

Dayoff

Kahapon ay namasyal ako at pumunta sa bilihan ng pirated dvds. Pagakyat ko sa jeep ay siksikan, so mahirap umupo kasi masikip sa dami ng pasahero. May nakatabi akong guy na kamukha ni Jules Ledesma. Then after a few minutes lang eh kumonti na ang pasahero. At napansin ko tong si Jules Ledesma lookalike eh nakadikit pa rin sa akin tapos ayaw umusod kahit maluwag na ang upuan. Nahiya naman ako sabihin siya na kung pwede siya umusod kasi maluwag na yung upuan. Nainis lang ako kasi ayaw niya umusod man lang eh sikip sikip namin at nakadikit siya sa akin. Then pagbaba ko ng jeep eh direcho ako sa bilihan ng pirated dvds. At maya maya  nakita ko siya papunta din sa bilihan ng pirated dvds then lumapit yung tindera sa kanya at nagbulong at inabot sa kanya yung mga dvds na nakatago, At siempre nacurious ako sinilip ko yung mga dvds na yun. Ayun pala puro Man to man na porn at mga gay indie film. Now I know bakla pala si kuya.
 

Desperate Husbands

Women are unpredictable. Before marriage she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him

Friend: What's the matter, you look depressed?

Husband: I'm having trouble with my wife


Friend: What happened?

Husband: She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days

Friend: But that ough to make you happy


Husband: It did but today is the last day :(

Darling" whispered a frail husband from his bed.

Husband: I'm very sick would you please call a vet?

Wife: A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?

Husband: Because I work like a horse, live like a dog and have to sleep with a silly cow

A man inserted an ad in the classified ads that reads "WIFE WANTED"

The next day, he received thousands of letters. They all said the same thing "YOU CAN HAVE MINE"

A man received a letter from a kidnappers. The letter said "If you don't promise to send us 2 million we promise we will kidnap your wife.

The man wrote back, "I'm afraid that I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours".

Husband and Wife fighting:

Husband: Punong puno na ako sa yo!!! di ko na kaya maghiwalay na tayo

Wife: Sige maghiwalay na tayong dalawa at magseperate na tayo ng properties natin!!

Husband: Ok akin yung lupa sa Las Pinas at iyo yung  lupa sa Quezon city. Akin tong tv, ref at dvd.

Lumabas ang mga anak ng magasawa

Husband: Sa mga anak naman natin sa akin yung panganay sa yo ang bunso


Wife: Hoy hoy hoy!! parehong di sa yo yan!!

Husband dying at the hospital


Husband: Ngayon mamatay na ako ay nasa tabi mo pa rin ako

Wife: Yes my dear

Husband: Noong nalugi negosyo ko andiyan ka pa rin sa tabi ko

Wife: Yes my dear.

Husband: Siguro ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko!!! kaya ako nagkaganito

Questions Questions

 Nainspire ako sa blog ni fox regarding survey's kasi wala din ako maisip for today hahahaha.


What's your greatest luxury?

At the moment it's just getting some sparetime because I work 6 days a week. I mean there's nothing better than having a day off to spend with my family and friends.


Can you cook?

I cook a lot and my specialty is pasta like lasagna, fettuccini etc. When I was younger I wanted to be a chef. But right now I don't get time to cook that often now, but really enjoy doing it when I do.

What's your greatest regret?


I don't have any major major regrets in my 20+  years of existence because I believe that we can only learn from our mistakes.

Are you ticklish?
 
Yes I am


If you were given the chance to be a woman for the day, What's the first thing you'd do?

Have sex with a guy or a girl LOL!! So I know how women feels while having sex so I can compare it when I changed back to a man. Joke!!


If you could go anywhere at this moment, where could it be and why?


I'd go to Japan to have rest coz I'm really tierd!

What is your ideal night out when you're at home?


Staying home in my house with a huge pile of  dvd's and videogames


What do you hate the most in the world?

Violence, Racism, Poverty and children suffering.



What is your favorite journey?

The one that takes me home

What do you most value in your friends?

Sincerity, humour and understanding


Who is your favorite hero in fiction?



DC comics big three Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman

What turns you off?
  
Chain Smokers and drunkyards


Do you miss someone right now?

Yes I do


Name three things that you can't live without?


My computer, internet, and dvd player

Are you a bully?

Hmmm I was bullied in school when I was in elementary huhuhuhu....

Is your room messy?

Not at all!! Because I hate it when its messy 


Have you ever lied about your age?


Nope because many people say that I look young for my age (pagbigyan na ninyo ako blog ko to eh hehehehe)

The Guru

Synopsis:

Bored with Bollywood movies but fascinated with their Hollywood counterparts from his youth, Ram dreams to become a singer and actor in America, the country where dreams are made. He is encouraged when his American-based close friend, Vijay Rao, comes for visit, and brags about driving a Mercedes and living in a penthouse. The Guptas do their best to talk Ramu out of going to America, but in vain. Ram does travel to America and upon arrival in New York is received by Vijay. This is where Ram will get a shock when he finds out that Vijay works as a waiter in an Indian Restaurant, drives a taxi-cab for a living, has never owned any car, and lives in a small apartment based in a Cinema Theater that hosts Bollywood movies, and his two room-mates are Sanjeev and Amit, one of them an illegal immigrant. Ram gets a job as a waiter in the same restaurant as Vijay, but is fired when he gets into a physical argument with a customer. Thereafter Ram applies for an acting job, only to find out that he is to to star in a porno movie opposite sexy Sharonna. Shortly thereafter the Guptas in India will get the shock of their lives when they get to watch a live television telecast of Ramu, who is now known as the "Sex Guru". What they do not know is that Ramu has been inspired by his porno co-star, Sharonna, who leads a double life
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This is one of my favorite movies hahahaha kasi marami siyang unforgetable quotes sa movie

Fear is cold. It freezes us up.
 

We all experience fear

...
Fear of performance.

Fear of doing something bad,


What would our parents think?

What people think about us?

Do you know where we hold our fears?

We hold our fears in our genitals


That's why sex is such a release.

When we cum, we let go of our fears.

And when we let go of our fears,
we touch our soul.

Our genitals is the door to our soul.

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"God is watching us"

He is the God who made the rose and the ocean.. .
he made me

And my body is made to have sex, just like the rosebud is made to open

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And the most powerful sexual organ
God gave us is our brain.