Saturday, October 22, 2011

Date epic Fail




Ordinary day at the office:

Gayfriend officemate friend:
Milch! May irereto ako na friend ko na girl, at take note pretty siya ha!

Milch: Bakit bugaw ka na ba ngayon?

Gayfriend officemate friend: Ulol!!! (laughs) So interesado ka ba?


Milch: Why not, both my heart and body are both available. Joke

Gayfriend officemate friend: Loko loko ka talaga!   Inom muna ako ng coffee ha!  be right back.


Guy friend officemate (eavesdropping): Hehehe may kadate si  Milch pero duda ako na pretty yung girl na nirereto sa yo!  Kasi iba ang pretty sa mata ng bakla eh.


Milch: Alam mo ang bad mo! Buti wala si ---- kundi  baka mahurt yun sa sinabi mo. Anyway di naman siguro! Kasi sino ang pinakamagaling sa fashion, beauty at pageants di ba mga beki??

  
Guy friend officemate: Sa bagay! Di kasi credible yang si (name of becki officemate) lahat kasi ng nirerecommend niya eh kadalasan palpak.  Dati sabi niya masarap kumain sa resto na to, pero ang sama ng lasa ng food at mahal pa.



----After a few minutes, gayfriend is back after his/her coffee break then he/she asked me:

Gayfriend officemate friend:  Hey Milch! tell me what’s your type first?

Milch:
Perhaps someone who doesn't drink or smoke, soft spoken, hindi materialistic, she must not be a party girl at may sense of humor, and thats about it

But its a plus point if she happens to be cute as well


Gayfriend officemate:
You can forget about marrying in this lifetime!!! (laughs) Gosh, hinahanap mo yata si Maria Clara wala ng ganyan ngayon or sa kumbento ka maghanap niyan.


Milch: (laughs)

Gayfriend officemate friend:
Pero she wants to meet you ha! Kasi nakita niya picture mo, Kaya lang I don’t think matytypan mo siya kasi she’s the pinoy version ni Paris Hilton. At pareho kaming party girls ako nga si Nicole Ritchie na BFF niya (laughs)

Milch: I think I have to pass and I'm broke right now LOL! And besides nagtitipid ako ngayon for my vacation

11 comments:

  1. yes, magastos makipagdate nowadays.

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  2. Keywords: Party Girl, Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie Tandem, Epic Fail nga.

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  3. grabe..... mala paris hilton pa...

    disagree ako dun sa sinabi niyang wala ng maria clara ngayon....

    hmmm meron pa naman..... ehehheh :D

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  4. You should have exchanged pictures. Ikaw lang nakita niya, how about you? The story could have ended differently, kung nakita mo siya. Love can move mountains kaya. Hahaha.

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  5. ahahahah..... party girl? magastos ata mga ganung girls... parang wildish ang dating ng ganun.

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  6. Paris Hilton ang peg?

    Uy infer kay Paris, behave na siya ngayon. Ang tanong-- which Paris? The OLD or NEW? Haha

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  7. hi papa milch. i think i have a sense of humor naman ata. and sige na nga. i'll quit drinking, smoking, partying. i'll be soft spoken and mahinhin na and i'll cut all my credit cards. i'll even call myself maria or clara. jooooke!

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  8. hahaha lumabas pagkakuripot.. hahaha

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  9. @victor
    exactly yan mahirap pag lalake sila ang
    expected gumastos

    @mugen
    pareho pala tayo

    @egG
    meron pa ba? pakilala mo sa akin dali hehehehe

    @leo
    nakita niya ako sa pic kasi kasama ko yung
    bff niya sa facebook account niya.
    but i didn't see her picture yet. ask ko si
    officemate

    @sean
    wow at least mawawala ang masama mong
    bisyo hehehehe

    @kikomax
    yup i have to agree

    @khantotantra
    worst of all lassenga pa at grabe uminom
    talo pa ang guys

    @ronnie
    whats the difference heheheh ganun pa rin siya

    @kiko
    I have to agree hahahhaha

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  10. late na ba ko.. hehehe...
    tama... dapat magmadadate sa isang simple pero romantic na lugar.. kaso parang ang high maintenance naman niya,,,

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  11. ok lang naman maging kuripot...i mean ok lang maging kuripot sa date..as long as magiging masaya kayong dalawa..basta ako, i'll take someone on a pasosi date if i know he's worth it.

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