Date epic Fail

Ordinary day at the office:

Gayfriend officemate friend: Milch! May irereto ako na friend ko na girl, at take note pretty siya ha!

Milch: Bakit bugaw ka na ba ngayon?

Gayfriend officemate friend: Ulol!!! (laughs) So interesado ka ba?


Milch: Why not, both my heart and body are both available. Joke

Gayfriend officemate friend: Loko loko ka talaga!   Inom muna ako ng coffee ha!  be right back.


Guy friend officemate (eavesdropping): Hehehe may kadate si  Milch pero duda ako na pretty yung girl na nirereto sa yo!  Kasi iba ang pretty sa mata ng bakla eh.


Milch: Alam mo ang bad mo! Buti wala si ---- kundi  baka mahurt yun sa sinabi mo. Anyway di naman siguro! Kasi sino ang pinakamagaling sa fashion, beauty at pageants di ba mga beki??

  
Guy friend officemate: Sa bagay! Di kasi credible yang si (name of becki officemate) lahat kasi ng nirerecommend niya eh kadalasan palpak.  Dati sabi niya masarap kumain sa resto na to, pero ang sama ng lasa ng food at mahal pa.



----After a few minutes, gayfriend is back after his/her coffee break then he/she asked me:

Gayfriend officemate friend:  Hey Milch! tell me what’s your type first?

Milch: Perhaps someone who doesn't drink or smoke, soft spoken, hindi materialistic, she must not be a party girl at may sense of humor, and thats about it

But its a plus point if she happens to be cute as well

Gayfriend officemate: You can forget about marrying in this lifetime!!! (laughs) Gosh, hinahanap mo yata si Maria Clara wala ng ganyan ngayon or sa kumbento ka maghanap niyan.


Milch: (laughs)

Gayfriend officemate friend: Pero she wants to meet you ha! Kasi nakita niya picture mo, Kaya lang I don’t think matytypan mo siya kasi she’s the pinoy version ni Paris Hilton. At pareho kaming party girls ako nga si Nicole Ritchie na BFF niya (laughs)

Milch: I think I have to pass and I'm broke right now LOL! And besides nagtitipid ako ngayon for my vacation