Friday, May 20, 2011

End of the World???

WILL THE WORLD END THIS WEEKEND?


Being an ancient hippie I was rather concerned about Friday, May 13, 2011. Not just because it was Friday the Thirteenth but because there was a planetary alignment predicted by the song Aquarius in the musical Hair.

Jupiter was aligned with Mars, but apparently the Moon was not in the Seventh House so nothing changed.

Things will be different a week later. Sunday, May 22, 2011 is going to be a very bad day for people who are not good Christians, because at 6pm on Saturday, May 21, the Rapture is going to happen.

This is when all good souls will be taken to Heaven, leaving the sinners and apostates behind. It could even be worse, as some are saying that all the people who have ever died will come back to wander the Earth. It will be the long-predicted Zombie Apocalypse.

"And how do I know this?" you ask, as even non-Christians might be aware of Jesus telling his followers that nobody would be able to predict when he would return.

We owe the warning to US radio and television evangelist Harold Camping, who has exhaustively researched the Bible to obtain the exact date of the end of everything. I will briefly explain the reasoning.

First, Noah's flood happened in 4990BC, a fact known to all historians, geologists and people with good imaginations. We also know from Genesis 7:10-11 that the flood started on the 17th day of the second month. You might wonder what that has to do with the 21st day of the fifth month but bear with me, it will all become clear.

Moving right along, in Peter 3:8 we read that, to God, a day is a thousand years and a thousand years is a day. Going back to Genesis 7:4, God mentions seven days, which obviously really means seven thousand years. Are you still with me?

If you add seven thousand years to 4990BC and take off one because there was no year zero you get - wait for it - 2011. That's this year!

But where does May 21 come from? Apparently there is a Biblical calendar which counts things differently from secular calendars based on things like the lengths of days and years, making May 21 the anniversary of the day that the ark's doors were locked and the rains started coming down. I don't know where the 6PM came from, but apparently it will happen at that local time everywhere, like a world-spanning Mexican Wave.

"But I'm not worried", I hear you say. "I'm a non-believer and I know how to deal with zombies" you say. Well, don't get too complacent, because Noah's flood lasted 150 days and that gives us another date to worry about. Add 150 days to May 21 and you get October 21, the date on which the entire Earth will be destroyed by fire.

And you were worried about the Mayan calendar running out of days in December 2012? You must be an optimist.
                                                                                By Australian Skeptics 
read more here:
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/
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Hmmm ganyan din sabi nila noon noong year 2000 na mageend na ang mundo. Pero di nangyari. If ever that day comes ready naman ako,  and I'm not afraid of dying. In fact may insurance na ako if ever I die someday LOL! Pero in this case walang silbe kasi lahat tayo mamatay


Of course siempre sana di magend ang mundo bukas. And I believe that only God knows when the earth will end. 

 And sa tingin ko di ang Diyos ang mageend ng mundo kundi tao dahil sa mga weapons of mass destruction, hatred and war na gawa ng tao. Kaya may maraming religions para masave tayo sa apocalypse

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Depressed






I have been feeling more and more depressed recently, but I don't know why. It just seems ... sad.

Sometimes I just want to  cry, for no particular reasons

No one seems to notice this though. There's no financial or family problem and I don't really see anything wrong with my life right now









So I took this test

http://www.lessons4living.com/depression_test2.htm

I  was pleased with the results that I got a score of  14 which means I don't need medical help for now

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Random jokes


sabi ni Alling Dionesia kay Hayden:

"Piste ka haydin, nagkanta pa naman ako sa imo, bo-ong poso kong inalay sa imo uy!, iyong kanta ni manny na, ang puking ito ay para sa iyo, you know!

"Manyak ka talaga haydin uy, pagkahuman nimong kinain-kain ang akung bilat..gi dila-dilaan pa nimo uy!yawa ka haydin! binelhan pa naman kita nang maraming kundum sa iba nimo lang pala ginagamit iyun uy!..iba-iba pa gani ang kulor ng kundum, pero pari-pariho ang size uy, extra small, shrink to pit pa, "MANYAK".


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Female Cousin: What is incest? 
Male Cousin: SHUT UP!! Just keep on sucking!


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MOM: Your son is masturbating again!! Better talk to him

DAD: Son don’t you know you will go blind doing that?
SON: Dad! Im over here


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BF: Honey tingan mo yung girl oh! siya yung ex girlfriend ko

GF: Ewww girlfriend mo yan dati. Ang panget niya ha!

BF: Yun ang weakness ko eh


Pantyline Call




Hello!! Pwede bra pukibaba ang titipono kasi kanina pa kayo diyan nagkukuwentutan

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Happy Mother's Day

Magregreet na ako in advance para sa Mother's day bukas.


I have to admit I am a Mama's boy and I'm close to my mom than my dad. Close din naman ako sa dad ko pero masnagkwekwento ako sa mom ko at mashinihingan ko siya ng advice. Based sa isang survey maraming guys na naghahanap na na mapapangasawa nila ay medyo similar sa nanay nila. Pero in my case, di pa nangyari coz my ex girlfriends are different from my mom.

What's the difference between a mother and a father. For example bigyan mo ng  pera ang isang tatay at nanay. Ano gagawin ng  tatay ? Siya ay pupunta  sa barkada niya at iinom ng alcoholic drinks. Ang nanay naman ay aayain niya ang mga anak niya na kumain sa labas. Although aminin natin na may ibang nanay din na instead of going out with her children bibili siya ng damit, alahas etc pero bihira ang ganun. Pero sa case naman ng tatay maraming ganun pagnagkapera direcho sa inuman. Kasi based on experience maraming ganyang tatay at nanay sa totoo lang.


I would like to greet all the mothers a HAPPY MOTHER's DAY and also the mothers of my readers and co bloggers.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Nursing



Sa ngayon ang dami daming nurses sa Pinas. At sabi ng DOLE ay maraming nurses ngayon ang walang trabaho.Karamihan sa mga pinoy ang  kinukuha na course ay nursing,  ang iba nagsesecond course as nursing,  ang iba doctor na pero kukuha pa rin ng nursing. Dati uso ang caregiver, physical therapist and now nursing pero unfortunately nawawala na rin ang demand ng nurse sa USA, UK, Canada etc. At may iba namang  nurses  ay nagiiba na lang ng trabaho bilang call centers agents, medical reps, medical transcriptionist, cashiers etc. May mga nurses din na nagbabayad sa ospital para lang sila magkaexperience imbes na sila ang sweldohan. At sa ngayon dumami ang nursing review centers sa buong bansa.


I want to share an article about NURSES job at napansin ko may similarities ang mga nurses at callcenter agents sa trabaho nila. Especially numbers 1,3 (just verbal abuse), 4, 9 10


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REGISTERED NURSES WANTED

1) Must be able to work long hours with frequent
mandatory overtime and regularly missed meal and coffee breaks. Few
holidays or weekends off.

2) Must be able to keep massive amounts of paperwork
up to date while making split second life and death decisions.

3) Must be unaffected by frequent verbal abuse and
able to neutralize occasional physical assaults.

4) Must display patience, kindness, and understanding
at all times. The ability to effectively communicate with people who are
illiterate, uneducated, insane, hysterical or enraged is required.

5) Must show no aversion to blood, vomit, oozing infections or human body waste. Job involves daily exposure to infectious bacteria and viruses as
well as radiation and carcinogenic medications.

6) Frequent staffing shortages necessitate your ability to prioritize and efficiently carry out the work of 2 or 3 people.

7) Applicants must possess a keen interest in coping with grief, uncertainty, depression and loss on a daily basis.

8) As a part of the multidisciplinary team you will be expected to collaborate with clerical and janitorial staff, physicians, respiratory technicians, social workers, Chaplains and Priests, security guards, physical and occupational therapists, laboratory and x-ray technicians, maintenance personnel, and dietitians. You are required to have an understanding of all the roles and responsibilities of these team members as you will be required to carry out many of their duties in addition to your own.

9)Must show humility and accept blame when frequently asked to be the scapegoat for the failures and frustrations of doctors, administrators, supervisors, and coworkers.

10) Must be willing to confuse your body clock and abuse your body with frequent shift rotations and malnutrition due to gorging on fast food when you finally do get to eat in the car on the way home from work.

11) Must have 3 sets of legs and ten hands so you can be in 3 different places at a time and juggling a variety of tasks to make up for the 3 missing nurses that administration says you don't need for a safe patient-nurse ratio.

12) Must be willing to risk losing your job when you are out with a disabling back injury or acute hepatitis C infection acquired on the job. Even if you win your fight to prove it is job related and collect your worker's comp, your employer will do their darndest to find a loophole and try to get rid of the 'burden.' Don't expect full pay and benefits for up to two years the way other hazardous jobs like policeman and firemen get.

13) Oh, and of course, even though you work in a germ factory, abuse your physical and emotional health through work conditions, and are regularly plagued with low morale, don't EVER EVER expect to call in sick to work unless you have the bubonic plague, or in a coma. Must be a SAINT!

14) Salary is in no way commensurate with knowledge, ability or experience.

15) Due to the frequency with which employees develop physical injury and
emotional breakdown, we are pleased to offer a comprehensive benefits
package.


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Lahat ng trabaho mahirap wala namang trabaho na madali sa totoo lang

Friday, April 29, 2011

Inggit much?


Today ikakasal si Prince William at Kate Middleton. College sweethearts ang dalawa at may time na  nagbreak silang dalawa,  pero nagbalikan sila  at nagpakasal na din sa wakas. Naalala ko tuloy ang first girlfriend ko, like William and Kate naging kami noong college days namin. Pero unlike Kate and William wala kaming happy ending. Kasi maspinili niya ang  ambition niya  than me. And when she went to the United States,  she changed  soo much noong nagmeet kami last year. 

Haay sa totoo lang naiingit ako kina William at Kate at ibang classmates ko din noon na nagkatuluyan. I admit medyo nadepress ako at bumalik yung memories namin together.And I doubt magkabalikan pa kami ng ex gf ko.

Napansin ko din na ang ibang bloggers nageemote din sa entries nila like Christian Bryan and Clarence. Makikijoin na rin ako sa pageemote hehehehehe.


I've been thinking that I've been so hurt by women that maybe men are the only safe option left for me.And I've been also thinking should  I ,bat for the other side for a change? Hmmm..

 Kasi yung ibang  like Nora Aunor and Selina Sevilla nakipagrelation na sa kapwa babae at mastumagal ang realtionship nila than sa mga nakarelation nilang mga lalake sa past nila.


Pero, Naisip ko din ang consequences na mangyayari  if  makipagrelation ako  sa guy. At pagnalaman ng  family ko yun. I'm sure isusumpa, itatakwil or di na pamamanahan ng family ko.

But in the end parang masgusto ko pa rin makipagrelation sa babae pa rin And I want to have a little new junior calling me daddy someday.

I want to share a song from Madonna na parang theme song ko pagdepress ako.

LOVE TRIED TO WELCOME ME

These are my hands, but what can they give me?
These are my eyes, but they cannot see
These are my arms, but they don't know tenderness
And I must confess that I am usually drawn to sadness
And loneliness has never been a stranger to me, but

Chorus:


Love tried to welcome me
But my soul drew back
Guilty of lust and sin
Love tried to take me in


These are my lips, but they whisper sorrow
This is my voice, but it's telling lies
I know how to laugh, but I don't know happiness
And I must confess, instead of spring, it's always winter
And my heart has always been a lonely hunter, but still


Chorus2:


Love tried to welcome me
But my soul drew back
I was covered with dust and sin
Love tried to take me in


Love tried to break me


And I must confess, instead of spring, it's always winter
And my heart has always been a lonely hunter, but still


(chorus, inserting "I was" before "Guilty")
(chorus2, removing "I was")


[Love tried to break me]
Love tried to welcome me
But my soul drew back
Guilty of lust and sin
[I was covered with dust, covered with sorrow]
Love tried to take me in
[Covered]


Still, love tried to welcome me
But my soul drew back
[Guilty of lust and sin]
Covered with dust and sin
Love tried to take me in


[Love tried to break me]
Love tried to welcome me
[Love tried to welcome me]
But my soul drew back
Guilty of lust and sin
[But my soul drew back]
Love tried to take me in
[I was covered with sadness]


Love tried to welcome me (fade)








Thursday, April 28, 2011

Being a tidy person

I can't stand mga kalat or maduming paligid, I'm a self confessed neat freak.

I want to share a video sa mga taong makalat at burara