Saturday, November 15, 2014

One Night Stands






 I attempt my first one-night stand by using social media. And of course I practice safe sex

I can't seem  to get over the awkward sex with someone for the first time. I have to admit that, I had a bunch of one night stands in the past.

I never really get past that, even though I want to. I get really paranoid about what I did and I just try to find the first opportunity to get out there. I hate that awkward silence after sex. I don't really know what to say. After that I get ashamed to talk to the again

If there is one thing, I learned you should  put aside your personal feelings with a studied yet cool sense of detachment and  just have fun and not take this silly thing too seriously.

Because it really hurts when you  take everything too seriously. I mean you  would wait with a deep breath for a response from  that person  and if it didn't come  or  didn't get any reply.  Then, I would wonder what was wrong with me.? Was it something I said or didn't say? Am I not attractive enough?

We would either meet and have sex and I'd never see each other again or we'd casually text until one or both of us lost interest.


I realize something that  I don’t enjoy it anymore.

I always have had the sense that when I’m involved with someone, I become a better person. I know I need to be in a relationship.

Random anonymous sex leaves me feeling lonelier than before.

 There is also a  difference between accepting the sexual aspect of a relationship versus basing the relationship solely on the desire to have sex.

I decided to delete  my  social media accounts on purpose. I have many reasons



Saturday, August 16, 2014

Happy Birthday to Me!

It's my birthday today and I thank God for another year

I have reached a time when, I understand and realize that I need to accept some simple facts of life.

Like the number of people who remembers the day I was born, are pretty few and far between – ever…

But I guess there is always some little things that one is a little upset about.. Like the number of friends who greeted me on my birthday  have decreased and I am like a little dissapointed about that.

May mga taong di ko ineexpect na binati ako sa birthday ko at meron ding tao na ineexpect ko na bumati pero di ako binati

Oh well! :(

 I think, I shouldn't ask for more,  since I am already,  really fortunate and loved by my friends and family .:)

 So, for those who are unhappy about their number  of friends that wished them happy birthday, try to think of something positive, like those who have wished you, happy birthday through sms or other ways. even if it is just one, it still shows that someone does care:)

I heard that you're wish comes true when you blow out the candles; Though I never believed that shit.



Monday, August 4, 2014

Pasalubong

Gusto ko lang ishare yung pasalubong sa akin ng isang friend, galing Japan. Eto ata ang isang regalo na memorable kasi naiiba siya at naughty.




Flan siya na parang ginawang boobs ng babae. Tuwang tuwa naman ako at parang gusto ko gayahin, kasi marunong rin naman ako magluto ng leche flan hahaha

If ever ibebenta ko siya baka marami magreact lalo na mga moralista at pari hahahaha

Masarap naman yung flan at di siya gaano katamis compare mo sa pinoy flan

Monday, March 3, 2014

Sari saring Joke



Nanay: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo
kayang bilangin?

Anak: Mas bobo si tatay, nay, kasi narinig ko
minsan sabi, 'tama na inday,
hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko.'




Ano ang pagkain?

Mister: Ano ang pagkain natin?

Misis: Nasa mesa, bahala ka na pumili!

Mister: Isang pirasong tuyo?

Ano pagpipilian ko?

Misis: Pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi!


Overseas Call

IDD Call from US:

Husband: Hon, musta ang tindahan?

Wife: Department store na!

Husband: Ang tuba-an?

Wife: KTV bar na!

Husband: Ang mga tri-sikad?

Wife: Taxi na!

Husband: Ang dalawa kong anak?

Wife: Lima na!



Donya: Bilang bagong katulong, tandaan mo na
ang almusal dito ay ala-sais emprunto!

Maid: Walang problema, donya, kung tulog pa ako sa oras na yun, mauna na kayong mag-almusal




 Lola (may cancer): Doc, anong gagawin niyo sa
             akin?
Doc: Che-che mo, lola.
Lola: Titi mo rin! Bastos ka! Walang modo!



Sa isang Bus may gustong magpapa-dede ang isang misis sa kanyang anak pero ayaw pa nang bata..

MISIS: (galit) Kung ayaw mong dumede, sige ibibigay ko naito sa lalaking katabi ko!

After 20 minutes, ayaw pa rin dumede.

MISIS: ( mas lalong nagalit)
Ayaw mong dumede, huh? ibibigay ko na talaga 'to sa lalaking katabi ko!

(di na nakatiiis ung katabi)

LALAKI: Misis, magdesisyon ka na, napalayo na ako...Kasi dapat kanina pa ako bumaba!




Raid sa GreenHills by NBI...

NBI: Fake mga bags na ito, ah !

Tindera: Hindi sir, lokal ang mga ito!

NBI: Lokal ang YSL?

Tindera: Oo naman, "Yari Sa Laguna"!

NBI Hmmm... Ang DKNY?

Tindera: Gawa sa  "Divisoria Kanto Ng Ylaya"!

NBI: Ang GQ, local pa rin?

Tindera:?Op kors! "Galing Quiapo"!

NBI: Lusot palagi ah..

Eh ang Lacoste?

Tindera: Hay naku sir, yang buwaya? Galing Congress! Good day! :-



Anak: Tay Paano po ba ang paghalik sa maganda at sa panget?

Tatay: Simple lang iyan anak. Kapag maganda halikan mo sa mukha at himasin mo sa dibdib.

Anak: Eh paano naman tay kapag panget?

Tatay: Simple lang iyan anak " REVERSE"

Anak: Reverse???? Ano iyun Itay:

Tatay: Eh di halikan mo sa dibdib tapos lamutakin mo ang mukha. Sus!!!



BOY ABUNDA: Aling Dionisia "What's the difference between a Photo Copy and a Fax machine?


ALING DIONISIA: Ang puto-kape ay por brekpast. Ang fucks..
Ayy! hahaha.. hihihi...kwan yan... Bastos ka talagang bayot ka!... Basta apter dener yan!





AMO: Ba't namatay yung aso natin?

MAID: Pinaliguan ko po ng Laundry Soap

AMO: Nakakamatay ba yun?

MAID: Ewan ko nga po eh, Pagoff ko ng Washing Machine patay na po siya eh!



BF:(Pointing to a girl) Hon, tignan mo yung babaeng yun o! yun ang ex ko

GF: Aysus! Napakapanget naman niya

BF: Talagang yun ang weakness ko eh!