GAY BEAUTY PAGEANT
Host: “Of your body parts, which is your favorite?”
Gay beauty contestant: “My neck. Because my neck holds my head, which will hold the crown later tonight. Thank you.”
Host: “What can you say about the women of tomorrow?”
Gay beauty contestant: “The women of tomorrow…are the men of today!”
During a Q&A portion, a gay contestant was asked what his motto was: “Ang lalaking nagigipit, sa bading kumakapit!”
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Interview of an actor rumored to be gay by Boy Abunda: “Ako, Tito Boy, bading? Haller!”
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Gay: “Paturo po ng badminton.”
Coach: “Sige, hawakan mo ang raketa kung paano ka hahawak ng ari ng lalaki.”
Coach: “Sige, hawakan mo ang raketa kung paano ka hahawak ng ari ng lalaki.”
Gay: “Aaah…isusubo pala?”
A kid started shouting at a gay classmate: “Bakla! Bakla!”
Gay classmate: “Bakit, dine-deny ko ba?!?”
GAY QUOTES:
Gay : “Salot talaga kayong mga babae! Kakainin na lang namin, uupuan niyo pa!”
Gay Rule: “Biruin mo na ang lasing na bagong gising, wag lang ang bading na naagawan ng booking!”
“Pag nagka-amnesia ang bakla, makakalimutan din ba niyang bading siya?”
In denial: “I’m mostly straight, I’m only gay in bed.”
“I am a butterfly. A delicate, beautiful, brown butterfly.” – baklang ipis.
Gay guy wearing a mini-skirt: “Di baleng makita ang legs, wag lang ang eggs.”
“We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”source: http://chicogarcia.wordpress.com/2010/10/06/the-top-ten-funny-gay-quotes/
