Saturday, April 16, 2011

Pinagtripan?



Someone called me sa cellphone ko yesterday ng gabi. Di ko kilala yung number but I still answered the phone. Then babae pala kausap ko. And nagulat ako kasi kilala niya ako:

Girl: Is this Milch?

Milch: Yup speaking. Who's this?

Girl: (Silence)! Can I ask a question first?

( I can hear some group of girls giggling on the background)

Milch: How did you get my number?

Girl: Hmmm before I answer you please answer my question first. Please?

Milch: Okay whatever!

(Group of girls giggling naman ulit sa background)

Girl: What kind of girls do you like?

Milch: (Surprised) Survey ba to?

Girl: Hindi please answer the question (giggling)

Milch: Hmm I like tisay girls and ayoko sa nanagarilyo, umiinom, gastadora , sosyal at maarte hehehehe Gusto ko yung may sense of humor at simple lang. And I prefer ages 25 and above.

(Group of Girls giggling again sa background)

Girl: Now! Tell me about yourself!

Milch: (medyo irritated na) This time pwede ikaw naman sumagot sa tanong ko? Where did you get my number and who are you?

Girl: Ahhh!! (speechless) never mind. Thank you, Goodbye

Girl on the phone hung up!!


WTF?? Sino kaya yun. Hmmmm  Di kaya isa sa officemates ko, I doubt it kasi kilala ko bosses nila, Si gloomy girl kaya na nagpaparamdam?? Nope kilala ko din bosses niya.  Ano kaya intention ng mga yun! Hmmm

Sa totoo lang I really don't mind aggressive girls or yung sila mismo lumalapit sa guys. Sa totoo lang, ako ay manliligaw ng girl kung nagpapakita siya  ng motibo  na gusto din niya ako. Kaya nagkaroon ako ng 2 ex-gfs kasi nagpakita sila ng motibo. Takot kasi ako mabasted in short para di na mahirapan manligaw pa.

I hope sana magpakilala yung girl na yun na tumawag.

Mas nasiyahan pa siguro ako kung SOP ( sex on phone) ang hanap imbes na interview JOKE!! Come to think of it! I suck on SOP kasi di ako magaling sa ungolan and dirty talk pero hanggang dirty mind lang ako hahahaha
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15 comments:

  1. bacclang canalApril 16, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    Undoubtedly, napagtripan ka nga. I and my friends used to do that while we were drinking and tipsy. But you should give yourself credit 'cause you're famous. Haha! Kudos

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  2. UnknownApril 16, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    Cool, ganun na ba talaga pag mga sikat na tao. hehehehe. Awesome!

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  3. egG.April 16, 2011 at 2:32 PM

    ikaw na ang habulin ng mga chicks sir hard...

    kakaiba talaga siguro ang kamandag mo eh.. haneh?

    well... may the best girl win!!!! lol!!! :D

    ang wafu mu siguro lol plus machoman pa hahaha :D

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  4. Mac CallisterApril 16, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    that's a weird call!

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  5. unoApril 16, 2011 at 3:21 PM

    aminin mo na bother ka rin diba at gusto mo tlga alamin kung sino un medyo myterious diba they got your interest somehow... hehhehe

    iba na talga ang guapo hehehe

    anyway wag mo na isipin un, ang mahalaga you make them happy just by gving the kilig sa boses mo palang hehehe

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  6. MugenApril 16, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    Nako mas mabait ka pa pala. Kung ako yun, babagsakan ko sila ng phone.

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  7. dario the jagged little eggApril 16, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    Hmmm baka secret admirer mo yun nahks kung ako yun maflaflattered ako

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  8. SeanApril 16, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    uyyy habulin ng gehls. pagtipan mo ring tawagan yung number. and gamitan mo ng ungol mong nakakahindik.

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  9. AnonymousApril 16, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    hahaha ayus yun ah...

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  10. Vhincci SubiaApril 16, 2011 at 11:49 PM

    naks naman! habulin... nice one!

    World of Vhincci

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  11. khantotantraApril 17, 2011 at 7:42 AM

    wehihihihih. hinahabol ng mga girls. Wakokokk. pano pag SOP ang nangyari sa conversation tapos di nagpakilala, isipin mo, orgy magaganap kasi may nag-gigiggles sa BG. wow!

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  12. SethApril 17, 2011 at 10:16 PM

    habulin ng chicks! naks!

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  13. Lone wolf MilchApril 18, 2011 at 8:56 AM

    @queer
    yeah feeling ko pinagtripan nga ako
    di ko lang alam kung sino

    @tim
    di naman ako sikat hehehehe baka gusto lang
    ako pagtripan

    @egG
    ganun! hahahaha kaya lang di ko alam
    ang face ng tumawag

    @mac
    yeah very weird nagulat ako

    @uno
    yup nabother ako at napaisip
    di naman gwapo hihihi baka pinagtripan lang

    @mugen
    hahahaha she knows my name eh kaya nakinig
    muna ako

    @daniel
    naisip ko din eh! pero still confused
    kung sino yun

    @sean
    doon nga ako di magaling eh sa ungolan
    hihihi

    @kikomax
    di lang ko sure kung seryoso sila or hindi

    @vhicci
    di naman habulin eh nagtatago nga sila eh

    @khantotantra
    hindi naman hinahabol kasi di ko sila kilala
    sana nga eh hahahha joke

    @seth
    hindi naman kasi di sila nagpakilala

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  14. DreinApril 18, 2011 at 3:35 PM

    "Girl: (Silence)! Can I ask a question first?"
    Me: No (slams the phone) =)

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  15. emmanuelmateoApril 19, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    wag ka nang mainis kuya ko..maibabalik din yan sa kanya..mga ginawa niya.hehe

    magandang umaga

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