Wednesday, December 8, 2010
I love Japan
I think I was a japanese in my past life
Because I love everything about japan like their culture, movies, music, food and anime
I was also given to chance to visit Japan and I love it there especially Kyoto and Tokyo
Ang una naging city sa Japan was kyoto.
My favorite part of Japan is Akihabara because, I'm a self confessed OTAKU
I'm a big fan of
Samurai X
next is Death Note kasi ganda ng story ang bidang kontrabida
and of course sino di nakakilala kay NARUTO
Ang Naruto ay may x rated version download it here
http://hotfile.com/dl/84363581/84610b9/Narut0_Gay_Fuck.avi.html
And last, eventhough di pa ako pinapanganak noong ipinalabas to
love ko pa rin to
VOLTES V
The Japanese are the most polite people in the world:
Kasi when they eat they say "Itadakimasu" (meaning “ I humbly receive, bon apetit or thanks for the meal) and after meals they say "Gochisosama-deshita" ( Thank you for a good meal)
Tapos pagdating sa bahay they say "Tadaima" (I'm home) then yung tao sa bahay will reply "Okari nasai" (welcome home) tapos pagaalis sila sa bahay they say "Ittekimasu"
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May mga tagalog words din sa japanese like BAKA it means "Stupid"
SUKA- suka means "I see or I understand"
ANO?? means parang question parang may gusto ka sabihin
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In Japan, Valentine's Day is observed by females who present chocolate gifts (either store-bought or handmade), usually to a male, as an expression of love, courtesy or social obligation.
. The handmade chocolate is usually preferred by the receiver, because it is a sign that the receiving male is the girl's "only one". On White Day, the converse happens: males who received a honmei-choco "chocolate of love" or giri-choco ,( "courtesy chocolate") on Valentine's Day are expected to return the favor by giving gifts, usually more expensive. Traditionally, popular White Day gifts are cookies, jewellery, white chocolate, white lingerie and marshmallows
Hmm sana sa Japan na lang ako nakatira hahahaha para makatanggap ng chocolates
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The Japanese are also known for their Manga (Comics)
but this part is weird
Yaoi also known as Boys' Love, is a popular Japanese term for female-oriented fictional media that focus on homoerotic or homoromantic male relationships, usually created by female authors. Originally referring to a specific type of dōjinshi (self-published works) parody of mainstream anime and manga works, yaoi came to be used as a generic term for female-oriented manga, anime, dating sims, novels and dōjinshi featuring idealized homosexual male relationships.
Imagine ang tema kabaklaan pero ang readers at author nito ay babae, they also have some Mangga na straight porn.
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And of course di lang food ( I cook japanese food), movies, teleserye, anime ang favorite ko pati Porn nila bwahahahahaha
Download it here:
http://hotfile.com/dl/84373213/f21547e/Japanese_Oishi_part_01.zip.html
http://hotfile.com/dl/84382440/57e76c5/Japanese_Oishi_part_02.zip.html
http://hotfile.com/dl/84391556/cda6169/COAT_-_Seiya19_xvid.avi.html
http://hotfile.com/dl/84397004/9236cfe/Cute_Jap.avi.html
This is a collection of Hot Japanese Men, I'll also add some straight japanese porn in the future kasi for now leading sa poll ang gay porn.So dapat pagbigyan ko naman ang readers ko. And I also noticed na walang nagdowdownload ng straight porn na pinost ko dati bwahahahahhaa
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I stayed with a Japanese family sa province ng Japan. And napansin ko yung wife di sumama sa amin sa dinner or lunch. So I asked the husband at sabi niya na ang wife daw ay di sumasama sa guest at sa family niya pagkumakain
Pero pagirerequest ng guest ay pwede na sumama si wife sa kainan.
Tapos pagnagwawalking ang magasawa sa street ang wife ay nasa likod ni husband. And take note pagmaliligo ako dapat sabay ako sa husband or sa son. (walang nangyari milagro hihihihi pero nahiya ako kasi first time ko maligo ng may kasama) and sa tub siya di shower.
Pero sa province lang to at sa Tokyo ay may female powerment na sila
I also noticed na ayaw ng mga japanese na hawakan mo sila like akbayan mo sila . Kasi its offensive sa kanila pagakbayan mo sila or touch any part of their body like shoulders or hands.
They also don't show their emotions kasi sa movies nila wala masyado iyakan at sigawan unlike sa atin.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Facebook Fraud
I was reading Pluripotent Nurse blog http://pluripotentnurse.blogspot.com/2010/12/campaign-or-fraud.html
at nalaman ko na fraud lang pala ang campaign na maglagay ng pictures ng favorite nating cartoon characters sa facebook. I used Captain Hero ng Drawn Together as my profile picture sa facebook.
Dapat sana ngayon ang deadline ng campaign December 6, 2010 pero according sa fox news ay confirmed na fraud siya talaga. Pati ako sumunod din sa campaign.
At first di ako aware dito at napansin ko lang sa facebook account ko na marami naglagay ng cartoon pictures sa facebook nila like the megastar blogger na si Soltero he used spongebob kasi kapanuhanan daw niya yun. So nakigaya na din ako
Oh well since napagusapan na rin ang cartoon characters eh gagawa ako ng tribute sa mga favorite nating cartoon characters at dedicated din to para sa mga animals hahahahhaha
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at nalaman ko na fraud lang pala ang campaign na maglagay ng pictures ng favorite nating cartoon characters sa facebook. I used Captain Hero ng Drawn Together as my profile picture sa facebook.
Dapat sana ngayon ang deadline ng campaign December 6, 2010 pero according sa fox news ay confirmed na fraud siya talaga. Pati ako sumunod din sa campaign.
At first di ako aware dito at napansin ko lang sa facebook account ko na marami naglagay ng cartoon pictures sa facebook nila like the megastar blogger na si Soltero he used spongebob kasi kapanuhanan daw niya yun. So nakigaya na din ako
Oh well since napagusapan na rin ang cartoon characters eh gagawa ako ng tribute sa mga favorite nating cartoon characters at dedicated din to para sa mga animals hahahahhaha
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Q: Anong mangyayari kay Tweety Bird kapag uminom siya ng VIAGRA?
A: Magiging Big Bird
Q: Anong mangyayari kay Felix the cat kapag uminom ng VIAGRA?
A: Eh di magiging Felix BAKAT
Q: Anong mangyayari kay Kermit the frog paguminom ng VIAGRA?
A: Eh! Di magiging PALAKA-NTOT
Q: Paano namatay si Captain Hook?
A: Nangati itlog niya at kinamot
Q: How did Pinnochio find out that he was a puppet?
A: When he masturbated and set himself on fire!!!
A cat and a rooster were walking in the rain, the cat fell into the puddle and the rooster laughed hysterically.
LESSON of STORY: When there’s a wet pussy there’s always a happy cock!!!
Q: Why do cows get depressed when being milked?
A: Well, if every morning at dawn they wake you up! Rub your boobs for 2 hours and not fuck you! Afterwards you’ll get depressed too.
Elepante at langgam:
May binulong kina elepante at langgam at hinamatay sila pareho!!
Ano?
Sagot: Tigilan niyo nayan magkapatid kayo sa ama!
Sagot: Tigilan niyo nayan magkapatid kayo sa ama!
May binulong ang langgam sa elepante at nahimatay ang elepante,
Tanong: Ano ang binulong ng langgam??
Sagot: Buntis ako! At ikaw ang ama!!!
There are 3 roosters, a normal, a retarded and a gay
NORMAL: Cock-a-doodle-doo
RETARDED: Dudlecokadul!!
GAY: Any cock will do!!
May dalawang langaw na nakapatong sa taas ng tae. Sabi ng isa. “Pare sandali lang uutot ako”
Sagot ng pangalawa “Ang bastos mo naman, di mo ba nakikita kumakain tayo!!”
Sagot ng pangalawa “Ang bastos mo naman, di mo ba nakikita kumakain tayo!!”
Monday, December 6, 2010
Boy Bastos
Who is Boy Bastos??
Boy Bastos is a horny, perverted 8 year old kid
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BOY BASTOS: Nanay, naiihi po ako.
NANAY: Halika anak sasamahan kita.
BOY BASTOS: Ayoko!! Gusto ko si lola
NANAY: Bakit?
BOY BASTOS: Kasi nanginginig ang kamay niya ang sarap!!!
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MOMMY: O anak, bakit ayaw mo magpalligo kay yaya mo?
BOY BASTOS: Ayoko nga!!! Kasi nung pinaliguan niya si Daddy, nakita ko kinagat niya sa pitotoy!!
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BOY BASTOS: Nay, paano po ba talaga ako ginawa?
NANAY: Ah, eh kasi bigay ka ng langit
BOY BASTOS: Ang taas ng langit ah! Buti umabot ang titi sa inyo
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Friday, December 3, 2010
I need to repost yung napost ko kahapon kasi nabura.
Got an email from my ex girlfriend and uuwi siya this December 17, 2010 sa pinas.
Hmm baka di rin maging malamig ang pasko ko hahahahaha Hopefully
Medyo may tampo ako sa kanya kasi di siya nagrereply sa mga email ko. Ewan ko kung bakit ayaw magreply ng bruha pero ayaw ko naman siya inconfront kasi baka maslalo ako di pansinin.
Sa totoo lang we never had a closure or yung breakup talaga kasi maspinili niya ang ambition niya na magwork sa abroad than me. Ako ang iniwanan huhuhuhu
We were together mula pa noon na nagaaral kami. And we do get along fine, although may times na she loves to boss me around. But I don't mind kasi I have been bossed by women all my life like my mother, grandma, older sister and of course her. At naniniwala ako sa sinabi ng ibang guys na ang secreto sa matagal na relasyon ay simple lang lagi ka lang magsasabi ng "Yes Ma'am"....
Kung gusto niyo ibackread yung story namin ni first girlfriend napost ko siya dati
http://hard2getxxx.blogspot.com/2010/11/terrible-boyfriend.html
Got an email from my ex girlfriend and uuwi siya this December 17, 2010 sa pinas.
Hmm baka di rin maging malamig ang pasko ko hahahahaha Hopefully
Medyo may tampo ako sa kanya kasi di siya nagrereply sa mga email ko. Ewan ko kung bakit ayaw magreply ng bruha pero ayaw ko naman siya inconfront kasi baka maslalo ako di pansinin.
Sa totoo lang we never had a closure or yung breakup talaga kasi maspinili niya ang ambition niya na magwork sa abroad than me. Ako ang iniwanan huhuhuhu
We were together mula pa noon na nagaaral kami. And we do get along fine, although may times na she loves to boss me around. But I don't mind kasi I have been bossed by women all my life like my mother, grandma, older sister and of course her. At naniniwala ako sa sinabi ng ibang guys na ang secreto sa matagal na relasyon ay simple lang lagi ka lang magsasabi ng "Yes Ma'am"....
Kung gusto niyo ibackread yung story namin ni first girlfriend napost ko siya dati
http://hard2getxxx.blogspot.com/2010/11/terrible-boyfriend.html
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Songs
Since yung ibang bloggers eh nagshashare ng kanilang favorite song ay gusto ko din magshare ng 2 of my favorite songs.
What Is Love
Is it a truth?
Or is it a fear?
Is it a rose to for my valentine?
What is love?
Is it only words?
I'm trying to find?
Or is it the way,that we're feeling now?
What is love?
If love is truth,then let it break my heart.
If love is fear,lead me to the dark.
If love is a game,i'm playing all my cards.
What is love?
A pain or a cure?
A scienece of faith?
A reason to fall to your knees and die?
What is love?
If love is truth,then let it break my heart.
If love is fear,lead me to the dark.
If love is a game,i'm playing all my cards.
What is love?
Only you can save me now.
Only you can heal me now.
Only you can show me now,
what is love.
Or is it a truth?
Or is it a fear?
Is it a rose for my valentine?
What is love?
What is love?
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愛の囚人
English translation:
With an indifferent face you tell a lie
Laughing until you feel sick
"Let's have nothing but fun" you said
Feeling blue over desiring the impossible
Everyone is seeking tranquility
You're struggling, but you've had enough
Now you're chasing after a shadow of love
Since the day you appeared
My dull "everyday"s have begun to shine
Now I'm able to think, "Feeling loneliness, being in pain - that's not so bad"
I'm just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love
Through painful times and healthy times,
Stormy days and sunny days, let's walk on together
I'm gonna tell you the truth
I chose an unforeseeably painful path
and you came to support me
You're the only one I can call a friend
Fake displays of strength and avarice have become meaningless
I've been in love with you since that day
When I'm free, with time to spare, there's no life in being alone
I'm just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love
Oh... Just a little more
Don't you give up
Oh don't ever abandon me
If the cruelty of reality tries to tear us apart
We'll be drawn more closely to one another
Somehow, somehow, I have a feeling we'll be able to stand firm
I'm just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love
Every day banalities quickly begin to shine brilliantly
You stole my heart that day
Loneliness and pain I thought I could deal with
I'm just a prisoner of love
Stay with me, stay with me
My baby, say you love me
Stay with me, stay with me
Don't leave me alone again
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What Is Love
Is it a truth?
Or is it a fear?
Is it a rose to for my valentine?
What is love?
Is it only words?
I'm trying to find?
Or is it the way,that we're feeling now?
What is love?
If love is truth,then let it break my heart.
If love is fear,lead me to the dark.
If love is a game,i'm playing all my cards.
What is love?
A pain or a cure?
A scienece of faith?
A reason to fall to your knees and die?
What is love?
If love is truth,then let it break my heart.
If love is fear,lead me to the dark.
If love is a game,i'm playing all my cards.
What is love?
Only you can save me now.
Only you can heal me now.
Only you can show me now,
what is love.
Or is it a truth?
Or is it a fear?
Is it a rose for my valentine?
What is love?
What is love?
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愛の囚人
English translation:
With an indifferent face you tell a lie
Laughing until you feel sick
"Let's have nothing but fun" you said
Feeling blue over desiring the impossible
Everyone is seeking tranquility
You're struggling, but you've had enough
Now you're chasing after a shadow of love
Since the day you appeared
My dull "everyday"s have begun to shine
Now I'm able to think, "Feeling loneliness, being in pain - that's not so bad"
I'm just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love
Through painful times and healthy times,
Stormy days and sunny days, let's walk on together
I'm gonna tell you the truth
I chose an unforeseeably painful path
and you came to support me
You're the only one I can call a friend
Fake displays of strength and avarice have become meaningless
I've been in love with you since that day
When I'm free, with time to spare, there's no life in being alone
I'm just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love
Oh... Just a little more
Don't you give up
Oh don't ever abandon me
If the cruelty of reality tries to tear us apart
We'll be drawn more closely to one another
Somehow, somehow, I have a feeling we'll be able to stand firm
I'm just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love
Every day banalities quickly begin to shine brilliantly
You stole my heart that day
Loneliness and pain I thought I could deal with
I'm just a prisoner of love
Stay with me, stay with me
My baby, say you love me
Stay with me, stay with me
Don't leave me alone again
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Saturday, November 27, 2010
Bloopers sa callcenter
Customer: I can't connect to the internet
Technical Support Agent: I would like to apologize for any convenience blah blah blah
Customer: Thank you, sir
Technical Support Agent: Mrs Snow are you infront of your computer?
Customer: Yes I am, Hmm my cursor on my screen is not moving. I don't know whats wrong. I just see a blank screen.
Technical Support Agent: Ma'am could you please close your windows first
Customer: Okay, please hold for a minute
( Nagintay ako ng like 20mins of dead air and no response from the customer)
Customer: (catching her breath) I'm back!!
Technical Support Agent: Mrs. Snow are you alright you sound tired?
Customer: You bet I am, I have to close all the windows inside my house.
( Is it my fault, or she is just stupid hmm dapat sinabi ko windows xp on her computer)
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Irate customer: I can't fucking connect to the internet!!! with this fucking computer and this fucking modem
Technical Support Agent: I apologize sir, I bet your computers is having orgasm right?
Irate customer: I want to talk to your supervisor
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Customer: I can't connect to the internet
Technical Support Agent: I would like to apologize blah blah and how many lights are in your modem?
Customer: I don't know because I don't have my modem I threw it away because it was not working
Technical Support Agent: Sir, all we need to do is just to reconfigure your modem in order for you to get connected to the internet.
Customer: Hmm I guess I need to buy another modem.I thought that I don't need the modem coz I also have a router. Because I have been using my router for years.
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Customer: I'm an old lady and can you teach me on how to check, send and receive email?
Technical Support Agent: I would be glad to help you out. Okay first thing we need to do is, we need to go to hotmail.com so that we can create an email account for you.
Customer: Okay
(Customer started screaming...........)
Customer: OH MY GOD!!! Are you kidding me!! I see a guy holding his erect penis!!!
Technical Support Agent: Ma'am can you spell it out for me what you typed in your address bar?
Customer: Okay I typed in H -O -T - M- A- L- E .com
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Si Boobsie sa jeep
Hmm ewan ko ba lagi ako nadidistract pag nakakita ako ng cleavage ng babae hehehehe
Grabe naman kasi suot ni ate eh!! Kitang kita at nasisilipan siya tuloy
Ewan ko ba medyo pasilip silip lang ako sa cleavage niya, pag di siya nakatingin kasi baka masampal ako nito hahahaha. Mahirap itabi tong si ate sa harap ng jeep kasama ang driver kasi baka mabangga kami.
Feeling ko baka fake boobs ni ate kasi masyado magalaw lalo na pagdumadaan sa lubak pati boobs niya umaaglog alog hihihihi
I hope di niya makita itong picture na to sa blog hahahaha or sana di rin makita ng mga taong nakakilala sa kanya. ayy grabe im a stalker na
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