Date Night Disaster

One night my classmate from college texted me, And invited me to go out into a group date.  Meron kasi siyang nirereto na  girl para sa akin.

So we went into this bar.  Tapos medyo get to know each other with this girl na nirereto sa kin. And the next thing I knew beers  and vodka were passed around and we were off to drink-land.

My date was ordering drinks for before she was finished with the one she had.  She loves to smoke pa. 

Grabe kababaeng tao, grabe maglaklak ng alak at managarilyo, talo pa ang lalake.

It was  really, tough to have conversation with a drunken date.

I  was  even repulsed by her beer and cigarette smelling breath.

Then  she asked me if “Im enjoying  myself”

I said “Umm Ok naman”

I am glad that I am not alone with her because if we had a proper conversation,  I know she would realize that I am lying.

She has no idea whatsoever how drunk she was, and I can’t breath because of the smoke of the  cigarettes.

My  date turned out to be  stinking drunk that she couldn't tell her ass from her elbow

And then , I pretended that I have to go to the bathroom and hope no one notices that I don’t comeback

My classmate called me the next morning,  telling me I was rude and inconsiderate, and he would never set me up on a date again!

Di na lang ako nagreact pa. Because commenting on it negatively, regarding my date would be pointless and destructive

Miraclous Stairs

A mystery of over 130 years and attracting around 250 thousand visitors every year.

Point of attention:

Loretto Chapel in Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA

What makes this chapel different from all the others, is that the subject of the supposed miracle that took place is its, staircase

A chapel was constructed in 1898. When it was ready, the nuns found that there was no staircase built to take them to the choir loft 22 feet above

Carpenters called in for advice said there was no way to build a staircase in the small place

The nuns spent 9 days praying to Saint Joseph, who was a carpenter, for a solution

On the 9th day of the novena, a stranger knocked at their door and said that he was a carpenter who could help them build the staircase.

He constructed the staircase,  all by himself, which was considered to be the pride of carpentery.


None knew how the staircase could stand by itself as it had two 360 degree turns and did not have a central support

Then the carpenter, who did not use a single nail or glue to construct this staircase, disappeared without even waiting for his payment.

There was a rumour in the city of Santa Fe, that the carpenter was St. Joseph himself, sent by Jesus Christ to attend the nuns problem, Since then, the staircase was known to be called "miraculous" and turned out to be the site for pilgrimage.

There are 3 mysteries in this case, says the spokesman of the chapel:

1) The identity of this man is not known

2) All the architects, engineers and scientists say that they cannot understand how this staircase can balance without any central support

3) Where did the wood come from? They have checked and found that the type of wood used to build the staircase does not exist in the entire region

There is another detail that has just increased the belief in the supposed miracle: The staircase has 33 steps the age of Jesus Christ

Gays

GAY BEAUTY PAGEANT

Host: “Of your body parts, which is your favorite?”

Gay beauty contestant: “My neck. Because my neck holds my head, which will hold the crown later tonight. Thank you.”

Host: “What can you say about the women of tomorrow?”

Gay beauty contestant: “The women of tomorrow…are the men of today!”

 During a Q&A portion, a gay contestant was asked what his motto was: “Ang lalaking nagigipit, sa bading kumakapit!”

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Interview of an actor rumored to be gay by Boy Abunda: “Ako, Tito Boy, bading? Haller!”

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Gay: “Paturo po ng badminton.”

Coach: “Sige, hawakan mo ang raketa kung paano ka hahawak ng ari ng lalaki.”

Gay: “Aaah…isusubo pala?”

A kid started shouting at a gay classmate: “Bakla! Bakla!”

Gay classmate: “Bakit, dine-deny ko ba?!?”

GAY QUOTES:

Gay : “Salot talaga kayong mga babae! Kakainin na lang namin, uupuan niyo pa!”

Gay Rule: “Biruin mo na ang lasing na bagong gising, wag lang ang bading na naagawan ng booking!”

 “Pag nagka-amnesia ang bakla, makakalimutan din ba niyang bading siya?”

“The male organ is like gossip…it passes from mouth to mouth.”

In denial:  “I’m mostly straight, I’m only gay in bed.”

“I am a butterfly. A delicate, beautiful, brown butterfly.” – baklang ipis.

Gay guy wearing a mini-skirt: “Di baleng makita ang legs, wag lang ang eggs.”

 “We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”

source: http://chicogarcia.wordpress.com/2010/10/06/the-top-ten-funny-gay-quotes/

Thank YOU!

I am dedicating a post to thank those who greeted me on my
birthday last August 16.

With much sincerity and happiness, I thank everyone who greeted me on my birthday

I am very overwhelmed and touched when people remembered my birthday and took even a little time and effort of to greet me.

I celebrated my birthday on this restaurant

Since its my birthday, I get this one for free.  (Parang cake na din hihihi)

Thanks to the following who greeted me on my Birthday

1) Hustin
2) Shenanigans
3) imsonotconio
4) Christian
5) Mrlowercase
6) Meowfie
7) ZaiZai
8) LJ
9)khantotantra
10) Greenbreaker
11) Sweetish


Thank you din sa mga nag-greet sa twitter

1) @theprincejei

2) @caffei_nate_d 

3) @Wandering4ever 

Birthday

Finally its August!!

What does it mean to me??

Today is my birthday!! YEHEY!!!



I would like to thank God for my life and for the many incredible people and blessings he has given me through the years.

Damn! Malapit na ako mawala sa calendar regarding sa edad. Oh well, at least pag abot ko ng  32  years old at least  nasa Lotto numbers pa rin ako hahahahaha


I celebrated my birthday today with my parents and my grandmother. The good thing is that malaki natipid ko sa bill kasi may senior citizen discount  sila  hehehehehe.

Below is the picture of my cake kasama na rin diyan yung natirang food in where i spent my birthday!!

Sariling Wika

Rizal: Inday, ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika ay higit pa sa mabaho at malansang isda

Inday: Thank you for your wonderful words of wisdom. But don’t you know that I’ve already read all your writings. And unfortunately, I was really disappointed because majority of your novels, poems etc.  were written in Spanish and Latin. So, therefore, you are the ultimate violator of your own aphorism.

Rizal: Nosebleed!!!!