Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Songs

Since yung ibang bloggers eh nagshashare ng kanilang favorite song ay gusto ko din magshare ng 2 of my favorite songs.




What Is Love

Is it a truth?
Or is it a fear?
Is it a rose to for my valentine?
What is love?

Is it only words?
I'm trying to find?
Or is it the way,that we're feeling now?
What is love?

If love is truth,then let it break my heart.
If love is fear,lead me to the dark.
If love is a game,i'm playing all my cards.
What is love?

A pain or a cure?
A scienece of faith?
A reason to fall to your knees and die?
What is love?

If love is truth,then let it break my heart.
If love is fear,lead me to the dark.
If love is a game,i'm playing all my cards.
What is love?

Only you can save me now.
Only you can heal me now.
Only you can show me now,
what is love.

Or is it a truth?
Or is it a fear?
Is it a rose for my valentine?
What is love?
What is love?



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愛の囚人





English translation:

With an indifferent face you tell a lie
Laughing until you feel sick
"Let's have nothing but fun" you said

Feeling blue over desiring the impossible
Everyone is seeking tranquility
You're struggling, but you've had enough
Now you're chasing after a shadow of love

Since the day you appeared
My dull "everyday"s have begun to shine
Now I'm able to think, "Feeling loneliness, being in pain - that's not so bad"
I'm just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love


Through painful times and healthy times,
Stormy days and sunny days, let's walk on together

I'm gonna tell you the truth
I chose an unforeseeably painful path
and you came to support me
You're the only one I can call a friend

Fake displays of strength and avarice have become meaningless
I've been in love with you since that day

When I'm free, with time to spare, there's no life in being alone
I'm just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love

Oh... Just a little more
Don't you give up
Oh don't ever abandon me
If the cruelty of reality tries to tear us apart
We'll be drawn more closely to one another
Somehow, somehow, I have a feeling we'll be able to stand firm
I'm just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love

Every day banalities quickly begin to shine brilliantly
You stole my heart that day
Loneliness and pain I thought I could deal with
I'm just a prisoner of love

Stay with me, stay with me
My baby, say you love me
Stay with me, stay with me
Don't leave me alone again

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Saturday, November 27, 2010

Bloopers sa callcenter





Customer: I can't connect to the internet

Technical Support Agent: I would like to apologize for any convenience blah blah blah

Customer: Thank you, sir

Technical Support Agent: Mrs Snow are you infront of your computer?

Customer: Yes I am, Hmm my cursor on my screen is not moving. I don't know whats wrong. I just see a blank screen.

 Technical Support Agent: Ma'am could you please close your windows first

Customer: Okay, please hold for a minute


( Nagintay ako ng like 20mins of dead air and no response from the customer)

Customer: (catching her breath) I'm back!!


Technical Support Agent: Mrs. Snow are you alright you sound tired?

Customer: You bet I am, I have to close all the windows inside my house.

( Is it my fault, or she is just stupid hmm dapat sinabi ko windows xp on her computer)

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Irate customer: I can't fucking connect to the internet!!! with this fucking computer and this fucking modem


Technical Support Agent: I apologize sir, I bet your computers is having orgasm right?


Irate customer: I want to talk to your supervisor 

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Customer: I can't connect to the internet

Technical Support Agent: I would like to apologize blah blah and how many lights are in your modem?

Customer: I don't know because I don't have my modem I threw it away because it was not working

Technical Support Agent: Sir, all we need to do is just to reconfigure your modem in order for you to get connected to the internet.

Customer: Hmm I guess I need to buy another modem.I thought that I don't need the modem coz I also have a router. Because I have been using my router for years.

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Customer: I'm an old lady and can you teach me on how to check, send and receive email?

Technical Support Agent: I would be glad to help you out. Okay first thing we need to do is, we need to go to hotmail.com so that we can create an email account for you.

Customer: Okay

(Customer started screaming...........)

Customer: OH MY GOD!!! Are you kidding me!! I see a guy holding his erect penis!!!

Technical Support Agent: Ma'am can you spell it out for me what you typed in your address bar?

Customer: Okay  I typed in  H -O -T - M- A- L- E .com

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Si Boobsie sa jeep



Hmm ewan ko ba lagi ako nadidistract pag nakakita ako ng cleavage ng babae hehehehe

Grabe naman kasi suot ni ate eh!! Kitang kita at nasisilipan siya tuloy

Ewan ko ba medyo pasilip silip lang ako sa cleavage niya,   pag di siya nakatingin kasi baka masampal ako nito hahahaha. Mahirap itabi tong si ate sa harap ng jeep kasama ang driver kasi baka mabangga kami.

Feeling ko baka fake boobs ni ate kasi masyado magalaw lalo na pagdumadaan sa lubak pati boobs niya umaaglog alog hihihihi

I hope di niya makita itong picture na to sa blog hahahaha or sana di rin makita ng mga taong nakakilala sa kanya. ayy grabe im a stalker na

Friday, November 19, 2010

Thursday, November 18, 2010

GREEN LANTERN Movie


Green Lantern is an upcoming superhero film based on the comic book character of the same name appearing in DC Comics. The film will star Ryan Reynolds as Hal Jordan, with Martin Campbell directing a script by Greg Berlanti and comic book writers Michael Green and Marc Guggenheim, which was subsequently rewritten by Michael Goldenberg.  Green Lantern is scheduled to be released on June 17, 2011.


It's about time that DC comics/Warner Brothers should  focus on their other iconic characters besides Superman and Batman. Its always Superman, Batman, Superman, Batman, although I love Superman and Batman pero may times na nakakasawa na sila.. Maybe because naoverdose na ko sa kapapanood ng movies, tv series at cartoons nila. Can't wait for Green Lantern next year,  I'm more excited to watch this than Harry Potter.

I hope matuloy ang movie ni Flash and hopefully matuloy din ang Wonder Woman tv series ..A new Batman movie will be shown soon sa 2012 plus a  new Superman movie.


Sa totoo lang talong talo ng Marvel ang DC Comics kasi halos lahat ng Marvel characters may movies na
like X-men, Hulk, Daredevil, Fantastic Four, Ghost Rider, Iron Man, Elektra, Spiderman etc.
and coming soon Thor, X-men first class, Captain America, Spiderman

You can watch the official Green Lantern trailer here:





video

Eto naman ginagawa ni Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) on his free time pagdinagtratransform as Green Lantern


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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

The Hands



I have two hands the left and the right. Hold them
up so clean and bright.. Jackoff softly... 1....2...3
ahhhhhhhhhhh....... OHHHH.... Clearly sticky sperms
are good to see!





Monday, November 15, 2010

Manny Pacquiao VS Antonio Margarito

CONGRATS TO MANNY PACQUIAO ang pamabansang kamao. At buong bansa ay nagdidiwang sa kanyang pagkapanalo.. Mabuhay ang pinoy


Siguro si pacman di pwede makapunta ng mexico kasi lahat ng mexican galit sa kanya kasi lahat ng boxers ng mexico bugbog kay manny hahahahaha



In fairness hanggang pang beauty pageant lang ang Mexico bwahahahaha


I find miss philippines venus raj, hot kasi wow 22 inch waistline shess so sexy..

anyways sa mga gusto manood ulit sa laban ni pacman you can download it here

http://hotfile.com/dl/82501687/d2877ff/PacMar.HDTV.part1.rar.html
http://hotfile.com/dl/82501689/f9a662c/PacMar.HDTV.part2.rar.html
http://hotfile.com/dl/82501688/3457e27/PacMar.HDTV.part3.rar.html
http://hotfile.com/dl/82501690/eb7f212/PacMar.HDTV.part4.rar.html
http://hotfile.com/dl/82501906/4962810/PacMar.HDTV.part5.rar.html


links might expire soon because sa copyright ek ek

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Water Sports and Speedos

I love swimming kahit di ako swimmer hehehe... I prefer swimming than playing basketball or football. I'm going to make a list of movies and tv series that deals with watersports.

I saw this japanese movie titled Waterboys. Super favorite ko tong movie na to kasi sobrang nakakatawa
and yung bidang actor  (Suzuki) sa movie reminds me of myself noong highschool ako. I was thin, scrawny and a geek with no confidence at all  (pero cute naman hihihihi..).I gained my confidence when I was in college na.

Here is the synopsis of the waterboys movie:


1) WATERBOYS (JAPAN)




WATERBOYS  the movie (2001)

Waterboys is a delightful Japanese movie by Shinobu Yaguchi about five boys who start a synchronized swimming team at their high school. More than anything, it's a movie about teamwork and beating the odds to attain success. It was a huge success in Japan and was nominated for eight awards at the Japan Academy Prize, winning for "Best Newcomer" and "Best Music Score".

The comedy film stars Satoshi Tsumabuki (as Suzuki, the team leader), Hiroshi Tamaki (Sato), Akifumi Miura (Ohta), Koen Kondo (Kanazawa), Takatoshi Kaneko (Saotome) and Naoto Takenaka (the dolphin trainer).

I first watched this film back in 2001 and found it so enjoyable that I just had to re-watch it and make this page about it.



Watch the trailer here:





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Since this movie was a box office smash sa Japan nagkaroon siya ng TV series that lasted for 3 seasons



 You can download the waterboys movie here: http://www.megaupload.com/?f=T7QD3DR8
 or watch it here http://www.mysoju.com/japanese-movie/waterboys/

For the tv series you can watch it here http://www.mysoju.com/waterboys-drama/

2) POLO BOYS (SINGAPORE)

Next is a tv series from Singapore titled Polo Boys it also deals with watersports like Water Polo but the actors here are hot and very sexy wearing their speedos unlike sa waterboys na ang papayat.









Here is the trailer for Polo Boys

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you can watch polo boys here: http://so.tudou.com/isearch/polo%20boys/

It is in english but sometimes Its hard to understand them  because of their singaporean accent.


3) Breaking the surface movie, the life story of Greg Louganis (USA)


Breaking the Surface: The Greg Louganis Story is a 1997 TV-movie about diver Greg Louganis based on the best-selling book Breaking the Surface co-written by Greg Louganis and Eric Marcus that stayed on top of the New York Times Best Seller list for 5 weeks.Greg Louganis was played by Mario Lopez

Greg Louganis admitted that he is gay 



you can download the movie here: http://www.gigasize.com/get.php/3196371865/Breaking_the_Surface_The_Greg_Louganis_Story.avi

Thursday, November 11, 2010

The Multi Orgasmic Man




Women experience multiple orgasm than men..... But this book proves that men can also enjoy multi-orgasm .

If you want your sexual experience and pleasure to be maximized read this book.



…When a man cums, he loses all his energy.” I think many of us have experienced this and you feel weak and sleepy after ejaculation.

This book also teaches us to masturbate and pleasure yourself without ejaculating....   It also teaches us techniques on controlling your climax and how to have multiple orgasms.

I’m excited about reading this book and learning how to be a Multi-Orgasmic Man bwahahahahaha. 

I also included female orgasm for my female readers (kung meron hahahhaha) or you can share this to your horny female friends and this book also helps us to understand women and give them pleasure and rock their world!!!




This book is applicable to all men whether your straight, bisexual or gay (unless di mo pa pinutol ang pitutoy mo hehehehehe)


Download it here:

http://hotfile.com/dl/81773611/183347e/Multiorgasmic_man-hard2getxxx.zip.html



Tuesday, November 9, 2010

The drunk passenger

Kahapon ay nalate ako sa work dahil sa isang bwiset na lassengong passahero na nakasabay ko sa jeep.

Pagsakay ko sa jeep ay may nakita akong guy na nakapikit ang mata at parang natutulog.. So di ko na pinansin kasi baka inaantok lang at nagpikit lang ng  mga mata niya. And amoy alak pa ang loko..Napabilis yung takbo ng jeep at nagulat kami noong bigla siyang bumagsak sa sahig ng jeep. Buti naman at sa sahig siya ng jeep bumagsak, at di sa labasan ng jeep..

If ever nagkataon na sa labas siya ng jeep bumagsak eh siguradong patay siya. Nagulat kami lahat at tinry namin siya gisingin pero di magising gising ang gago... Unconcious kumbaga!!!


So wala kami nagawa at naisip ng driver na pumunta sa malapit na police station... At first sinampal ng pulis sa mukha si lassengo pero di pa rin nagising. So binuhat siya ng mga pulis at dinala sa presinto..Siguro pagising niya magugulat siya na nasa loob siya ng kulungan hahahahhaha




Eto ang mga pictures (pinicturan ko kasi feeling reporter ako ng news bwahahahaha)








Kaya ako di umiinom and I have never been drunk sa buong buhay ko... Delikado ang maging lasing kasi di ka aware sa mga ginagawa mo. And usually yung mga nakainom mababantot at may putok hahahhaa no offense sa umiinom or mga sunog baga

Monday, November 8, 2010

Pinoy Big Brother



I was a big fan of pinoy big brother first season noon sa abs cbn... But now di ko na masyado gusto ang pinoy big brother mas prefer ko ngayon ang Survivor Philippines ng GMA  kasi di na mamanipulate ang votes at masmahirap ang challenges....


Then I saw the Australian  Big Brother and grabe wala siyang censorship at all unlike sa atin



Sabay sabay pa maligo ang guys and girls sa bathroom eto yung video just download it

http://hotfile.com/dl/81124294/db876d5/bigbrother.wmv.html

Mens underwear


Natawa ako while reading this article, kasi I thought ang thongs ay pang girls lang.. But personally I don't prefer thongs sa bikini briefs and boxers lang ako. Di comfortable ang thongs suotin and pag maluwag pants ko kita ang butt hehehehe..

Friday, November 5, 2010

Consequences of being maginoo

Now kwento ko naman si 2nd girlfriend

We met sa work ko noon and officemates kami,  and she is chinita  coz she is chinese..
Di ko masyado type chinita eh mastype ko mga tisay like marian rivera, pero since noong time na yun
karamihan sa mga friends ko ay type mga chinita eh di nakiride na rin ako sa uso.


As usual seatmates nanaman kami noong training namin. Kaya naging close kami and lagi kami tinutukso ng officemates namin. Nagkaroon kami ng truth or dare game as a group, Then nagdare si chinita and ang dare was to kiss the guy she likes, Then i was surprised that she chose me....

She gave me kiss sa cheeks  lang of course kasi nakakahiya naman kung sa lips. At nagmumukha siyang pokpok  hihihihi

Siempre kilig ang mga officemates namin feeling loveteam kaming dalawa like siya si kim chiu ako si gerald bwahahahhaha

Then of course naging kami kasi I started liking her na din. But it was just a short lived BAD ROMANCE


Kasi one day she decided she wants to break up with me out of the blue, and of course I felt really bad.


I wanted to  jump out of the window or should I push her out instead

And after a few months she got pregnant with the rich chinese guy and they got married

OUCH!!!

Baka sex hanap ng bruha hahahhahha

di ko maibigay

After that incident I decided to resign sa work ko
coz  I don't want to see her again

Kaya nagkaroon na ko ng vow na never fall in love
with a slut este  people you work with.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Kekkon Dekinai Otoko (The Man who can't get married)




Im soo obsessed watching Japanese and Korean soaps kasi they are much better than yung local soaps natin na nakakasawa na kasi puro iyakan, sampalan, kidnapan, agawan , poor vs rich, nawalan ng anak etc.. Pero masprefer ko ang Japanese kasi ang korean usually puro love stories coz  I hate love stories eh maybe because, Im not a romantic kind of guy hehehehehe




Ishashare ko sa inyo ang one of my super favorite kung soap na japanese its titled Kekkon Dekinai Otoko or the Man who cant be married) I'm sure maraming guys makakarelate sa kanya

Nagkaroon pa to ng korean version last year

Medyo similar siya sa movie ni Jack Nicholson na As good as it gets

But personally I like this one better!!!!


Eto ang synopsis ng soap:
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Shinsuke Kuwano, a successful architect at 40, enjoys living by himself. He doesn’t like people but somehow is able to design wonderful houses for them.
He has a routine of making himself a delicious dinner and then relaxing to classical music in his easy chair while pretending he is the conductor. One night, he plays the music loud enough to make his next door neighbor, Michiru Tamara knock on his door to complain. When Kuwano answers the door, he suffers a terrible stomach pain and collapses to the floor. Lucky for him, Michiru is nice enough to accompany him to the hospital, where he is treated by Dr. Natsumi Hayasake. He is really rude to Natsumi, but she is still determined to treat him.
Afterwards, Michiru and Natsumi become part of Kuwano’s life. They make friends with Kuwano’s colleagues Eiji and Maya Sawazaki. They all enjoy talking about how strange and eccentric Kuwano is. Is it possible that someone would ever want to marry him?


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Napansin ko medyo similar ang personality naming dalawa baka maging katulad ako niya pag reach ko ng 40 hahahaha  similarities namin mahilig akong magluto ng masarap pag day off ko

But I like people naman kasi yung ugali niya  sa soap ay ayaw niya papasukin ang mga tao sa bahay niya. And di siya yung romantic kind of guy or yung naghahanap lagi ng lovelife,


At medyo similar din kami sa obsession ng paglilinis at pagiging organized sa lahat.


Anyways if your interested to watch it  online

eto ang links

JAPANESE VERSIONhttp://www.mysoju.com/kekkon-dekinai-otoko/

KOREAN VERSION http://www.mysoju.com/he-who-cant-marry/

Love this show talaga kasi mga single guys can really relate sa show and it will answer these kind of questions:


1) Will I get married someday??
2) May pagasa pa kaya ako magasawa at my age??
3) Am I happier if I'm single??

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

A new beginning



Ah, I'm going down a gentle slope with an empty suitcase.
When I look back, I see a shiny red roof in the distance.
I'm leaving this house on the hill today.

I've always done it like this
and I will continue to do so.
I look my best on windy mornings.
I'm sure I can catch a good head wind.

I gain everything
and I lose everything.
Everything is slipping through my fingers,
but my heart is still standing here,
and once again, I will start walking.

I gain everything
and I lose everything.
When I'm left with a blank page,
the fire of hope in my heart is always bright.

Why? Raising a tough question, the day an important dream had been broken.
I saw a scene never seen over the wall.
I was never conceited.

Birds sleep now, resting their wings
to travel tomorrow morning. Lightly flying by they're so far away

Even people again
can be happy.
People told me goodbye now.
The new town, I think
surely, believe myself to meet again.

Remembering how now, whether it is or was not right,
walking under the sun, waving.




The terrible boyfriend

My first girlfriend was my classmate, and we were seatmates pa. She even copied my assignments (grabe kababaeng tao siya nagcocopy ng assignments coz usually guys yun nagcocopy ng assignments)
Kung hahanap ng partner sa mga projects sa school siya lagi partner ko.

We became good friends and we always hang out together. Eventually,  we became more than friends.
Nalaman ko na may pagtingin na pala siya sa akin when I saw something sa notebook niya.
She wrote my name and put hearts on it. Ako I will only make ligaw kung nagpapakita ng motibo yung girl that she likes me. Ayaw ko mabasted kahit di ko pa naexperience yun hehehehehe

The first thing na nagawa ko which is unforgivable and unforgettable was noong pinagintay ko siya ng buong araw at namuti ang mata niya  sa date namin sa mall  coz noong time na yun di pa uso ang cellphone. I was busy playing starcraft,. Dapat magmemeet kami ng 10am but  I arrived sa date namin at around 4pm hahahhahaha.

Of course she was angry and didn't speak to me on our date. Sinabi ko sorry kasi nakalimutan ko but I didn't lie or nagimbento ng kwento. I think at that time she was just fighting the urge to take my computer and smash it to my head.

Sa susunod na date namin inaya niya ako manood ng romantic movie, And personally I HATE ROMANTIC FILMS, so I have no choice but to watch it with her. Sa kalagitnaan ng movie nakatulog ako then she got angry with me again bwahahahhaha

Sa mga anniversaries namin she gave me expensive gifts like yung speedo jacket which costs a lot, but in exchange I gave her yung mga fake na prada bags sa greenhills bwahahhahaha kasi nature sa kin maging kuripot.


Matagal din ang relationship namin at inabot ng years, but when the day came na naaprove na ang working visa niya sa abroad.

I had this feeling na we can't go back to our usual ways now and everything changed.

Her dream kasi was us to get married and start a new life abroad pero ako I'm not ready to get married yet and ayoko sa abroad.

So we had no choice but to break up.

After many years we started talking again through email and chat. But last month she started ignoring my messages unlike before. I think baka may boyfriend na siya and she doesn't want to tell me.

May goodpoints then naman ako as a boyfriend, I cook for my  girlfriend sabi nga niya Im a good cook (nambola pa hehehehhe) . I don't forget our anniversaries. If she wants something I would always make the effort that she gets it kahit mahirap. Never asked her to have sex with me coz pareho kaming conservative hehehehe and we both believe in premarital sex. And her parents trust me her dad even called me my son. She also loves to boss me around and I don't mind maybe because I've been bossed around by women all my life, my mother, grandmother and my older sister hahahhahaha. Siguro if I ever get married magiging TAKUSA ako Takot sa asawa at under ni wife bwahahhahaha